(Drama CD) Hetalia Fantasia 2 Tracks 3 + 4 Translated!
Or Mr. Puffin is part of the Yakuza.
Hetalia Fantasia 2 Tracks 1 + 2 Translation:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9710665.html
Yes, I know Chissiance is a horrible name for the France, China, and Russia trio and I apologize.
These tracks cover Italy meeting up with Iceland and his yakuza Puffin, and China, France, and Russia being bros to each other.
Transcript is just below! Enjoy! Clicking the magical drama cd tag will lead you to the mysterious, magical Fantasia CD.
Here's a DL of the translation for those who want to read this somewhere else. If you want to use my translation, for any reason, all I ask is that you credit me. Otherwise, go nuts!
http://www.mediafire.com/?s07wj588fz105rd
Track 3: "The Town of Departure and the Lost Level 1"
Japan: I believe I saw a message from England now.
Germany: Speaking of, I've heard that England is also playing this game. But we need to focus on finding Italy now!
Where in the world could he be!?
Japan: Italy has not appeared in the chat nor sent either of us an e-mail.
Germany: There's a chance that he hasn't realized that he can use those features.
Japan: I believe that is a very valid possibility.
Germany: *sighs* ITALLLLYYYYYYYY!
*bell rings*
Narrator: Chapter 2 - "The Town of Departure and the Lost Level 1"
Italy Huh? Huh?? First, I get separated from Germany and Japan, and then I get politely rejected by those girls.
*cries* Germany, Germany! Japan, Japan!
Italy: I'm hungry but my fridge is empty. What should I do? I don't
really know how to play either. Oh well, I guess I'll just sleep for today! Sleepy time~!
Narrator: Oh, what's this? It seems that the Lvl. 1 Italy is still lost after being lead astray by a few girls.
Puffin: Hey! I smell them thataway!
Iceland: Go that way? No. Don't order me around.
*Puffin and Iceland argue*
Italy: Oh, isn't he one of the Nordics? There were five of them, I think. Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, and...
Umm... Hmmm...
Puffin: OHHH, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, PUNK!
Italy: Oh, Iceland!
Narrator: After wandering around lost for a while, Italy meets up with the just as lost Iceland and his puffin,
Mr. Puffin!
Italy: Ciao, Iceland! I am so glad to see you, Iceland! Hey hey, I'm lost just like you! If you want, we can
group toge-
Iceland: I am not lost.
Italy: Woah, really? You looked like you were lost!
Iceland: I'm not. I'm just looking for a "The Maginificent and Enjoyable Tour through the Nordic Countries
(Iceland included)" pamphlet. Don't get in my way.
Puffin: *laughs* Why're you actin' all cool, ya lost pu-
*gets hit*
Puffin: CAW!
Iceland: Good-bye. Good luck finding your friends. Bye.
Italy: Ve.
Iceland: Hurry up, Puffin.
Puffin: Hmph! Ahh, whatever! I'll go along wit' ya!
Italy: Ahh, wait!
*runs over to Iceland*
Italy: Could you be...
Iceland: What is it? I'm in a hurry.
Italy: I know! You definitely have that look on you! Just wait here for a bit, okay?
Iceland: Huh?
*Italy runs off*
Iceland: What's with him?
Puffin: I dunno. Hey, ya think Denmark would act like that guy if ya got rid of his rudeness?
Iceland: No. You'd also need to get rid of a whole lot of other things like his ambition and licorice.
You'd also need to add something to.
*Italy comes back*
Italy: Tadah!
Iceland: What's with that shining piece of square food?
Italy: You're hungry, right? I just pressed the A button on a street stall and I could buy food! Isn't that a big discovery!?
Iceland: S-stupid. I know that much.
Italy: It's not stupid~. Here, for you!
System: Italy is offering to give Iceland "Sparkling Pescuettele". This item is very popular with females.
Iceland: I'm not really hungry. I even have some licorice to eat in front of my computer.
Italy: Vee. I-I see...
Iceland: But, I'll accept. If you're offering to give it to me, then I'll accept it.
System: Iceland has received "Sparkling Pescuettele"!
Italy: All right!
Iceland: What's with the "all right!"?
Puffin: Hey, bro! This guy's got a bit of a prob expressing his feelin's so just take that as a thank you!
Iceland: I have no such problem.
*Italy laughs*
Iceland: You're lost, right Italy? I know where the Information & Guide Center is so
would you like me to take you there?
Italy: Really? Yay! Grazie, Iceland!
Puffin: The Information & Guide Center!? Didn't you just say, "We can find the place without going to that place with all
the photos." a few minutes ago, ya punk!?
Iceland: Shut up.
Italy: V-vee~. I felt so helpless alone, but with the three of us, I feel so much more confident!
Iceland: You're including Puffin?
Puffin: Hehehe~! You're a real boss, bro!
Narrator: And thus, the two lost players, plus the puffin, embarked on a journey to find "The Information & Guide Center
for Lost Beginners".
Track 4: "An Unusual Trio and The Skillful Tradesman"
Narrator: Chapter 3 - "An Unusual Trio and The Skillful Tradesman"
*Horror sound*
Narrator: We begin this chapter in front of a very scary dungeon. However, the many adventurers exploring this dungeon
also it gives it a bustling atmosphere!
*pause*
Narrator: Oh? It seems France has logged in.
France: Hehehe, woohoo! I'm finally first! That means I don't get to hear that annoying England say, "Hmph, why the hell
are you so late!? I came here 45 minutes ago!" Hurrah! Since I'm first, I'll say something really cool and magnifique
when they arrive!
*France laughs*
France: *sparkles* If you kept a parisienne (female native or resident of Paris) waiting this long, she would've
returned long ago.
France: Hmm... That lacks elegance.
Russia: Hi ya!
France: Wait, I got the perfect line!
France: *sparkles* You didn't need to worry about me for The Seine's calming, flowing waters kept me company
until all of you made your arrival. Huh, what!?
Russia: Hi there! You're late.
France: Huh, what? You were here, Russia!?
Russia: I've been waiting, you know. I waited a long time, but no one came so I thought I got left out of the group.
America and England arrive on time most of the time, right? When I wondered what I was going to do then, I decided to
go somewhere and I peacefully received some items from my new friends.
France: You probably used that pole in your hand, right? Did you?
Russia: I just held it. I didn't actually use it. America's just awful for calling us here and ends up being late.
He's 130 minutes late, just like you are, France!
France: Ah, uh, I was busy with a strike. Still, it's really rare to see punctual England and America late like this.
Russia: Hehe~. If the two of them arrive anytime soon, I'll let you knock England on the head.
France: Oh, that sounds... like a pretty good offer.
Russia: Right?
China: Hey, you two! You should've greeted me when you came!
France: China. You were here too, huh?
Russia: Oh, you came, China! I'm sorry. I guess you came while I was receiving my items from my new friends.
China: Ah, please wait a moment! I'm busy with some customers now!
*ka-ching*
China: These are some fresh medicinal herbs that I just received not too long ago, honorable customer! Normally, these would
cost 19 heta at other stores, but I charge only 15 heta for them!
Player 1: Yeah, that's pretty cheap so I'll take 20 of them.
China: Thank you very much!
Player 2: How do you keep your prices so low, anyways?
China: My apprentices in province 23, sector 5, area 4, and special administrative region 2 helps me with
all my work.*
*Rough translation.
Players: Uh...huh...
China: Please stop by again!
France: He even does business when he's waiting. I'd expect... well, this is actually pretty natural for him.
China: You should always sell things to other adventurers when you're waiting! I can't believe the two of you are standing around in
front of a dungeon, a hot spot for business! Chinese people do not waste a second of time.
Russia: But don't you lay out in your garden and nap in the sun, and do some weird dance in the morning and suck out the
MP of other people, China?
China: It is not a weird dance, it's tai chi chuan and it does not suck MP! I am at a ripe age now, so I have to take care
of my body.
Russia: Then you should start by sitting up straight instead of stooping in front of your computer.
China: Ack! My back is just fine. I am living a healthy lifestyle.
France: You've acquired a substantial amount of money in this game, right China? I just have to ask, how much do you actually have
saved up?
China: Hehehe. You've finally asked THE question! That's right! In fact, I'm the second richest player in the game! I have enough money to
produce an unimaginable amount of the most used items in the game! I even have warehouses filled with rare items!
France: Seriously!? R-really!?
China: Yup! In fact, I have 10 warehouses filled with them! The warehouses might even be big enough to build a town inside!
France: Woah. That's enough money to make me envious.
China: Playing online games is one of my specialties, after all! I'd probably be ranked CEO of an online game if they had
a leaderboard! With my incredible focus and my network, there's nothing I can't tackle online!
Russia: You're also a really good team player! I really want to be better friends with you~!
China: I think if I did that, you'd just show up in my home of your own accord. Well, all that aside, I'm making
plenty of profits in real life and in game! With this much Heta, I can buy so much Hel*beep* ty stuff! I'll buy so much snacks,
and then when a holiday comes up, I'll sleep all day and munch on those snacks while watching some TV! Also, I'll mail order
that one fascinating product I saw in one of America's promotion things! Ohh, I just can't wait to be surrounded by them! I'll create a room filled with
all of my favorite things and I'm going to smile so much~!
France: Hold on a minute! Even if you do make all that profit, won't all the money go straight back to the developers!?
Russia: Finding faults with a person's happiness only leads to a fallen snowman, France!
China: Now then, let us go to more dungeons, and grind and get more items! I will become richer!
France: I wonder if this is really one way to enjoy playing a game? I'm an old man so maybe I just don't understand
what's fun with the kids these days.
Russia: oh, that's right! Hey, China! Would you mind doing me a favor?
China: Hmm?
Russia: Do you think you can forge a weapon that matches me out of these items? Can you?
China: Aiya... I haven't seen these items before. But worry not! Guangdong and Liaoning can make anything
out of any item! They do it all the time!
France: Woah, that's a pretty nice item you have there! Where'd you get that from? Did you get this item while you were
waiting for us?
Russia: Yup! I was just thinking that paying America to play this game was stupid, and then I just clicked around and found it!
China: Wooaahh, even I haven't seen this! Where can you get this item?
Russia: Hmm? It's nearby. Would you like me to show you it?
France: Yeah, let's go! Knowing America and England, they're probably arguing which one of them makes better movies.
Russia: Wahh~, the three of us going on an adventure, huh? I'm getting excited!
China: Itemmmmsssss~!
*pause then dungeon music plays*
China: What's with this place? I don't see any other players around. It's really not unusual to see at least one or two
players hanging around a dungeon.
Russia: Hehe! Maybe I'm the first one to reach this dungeon?
France: Looks like it... Seeing a dungeon this empty without players, this place either has to be a premium pay dungeon, or
this dungeon isn't suppose to be playable yet.
Russia: Now, now France. There's no way I'd hack to gain access to this dungeon! It's just a regular dungeon just like
all the others.
France: Then that's good, but that sort of thing happening is probable in England's home... Still, you've
got some sharp eyes to discover this place!
Russia: Hehe~! I did "tinker" with my computer a bit though!
France: YOU DEFINITELY DID SOMETHING BAD, DIDN'T YOU!?
Russia: Everyone does some "tinkering" sometimes. Right, China?
China: Uhhh, tinkering is kind of scary to do.
*walks*
China: But if this dungeon is filled with items no one has, I'll be able to sell exclusive stuff to everyone! I'm burning up!
Just wait, I'm gonna conquer this rickety castle!
France: Is everything going to be all right even if I have low defense? If things go wrong, I'm going on strike, you know?
Russia: Everything is under control! You don't need to worry that much!
*opens door*
Monster 1: NGOH, it's Mr. Russia!
Monster 2: A very, very good day to you, Russia, sir! We won't do anything to you so please don't do anything back!
Monster 3: We're really sorry! Please don't make us dig, please! We're SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!
Russia: Yaay, everyone is buddy buddy!
France: He actually struck fear into a program! Good God, Russia...
China: All right! Now we can heal and stock up on herbs anytime now! Good find, Russia!
*Russia laughs*
France: Honestly... I'll be waiting right here so hurry and get your it-... Huh?
*sparkle stuff and France is in awe*
*music plays*
France: Woooooow! The interior design in this place is pretty ravishing!
Russia: I agree. They really stressed the graphics in here, it's big, and there's so much rooms to look in so
it's really fun to explore!
France: Ahhh! Did they use the Château de Versailles as a reference to design this place!? They did, right!?
This wallpaper and interior design reminds me so much of it!
Russia: That might be the case! I love the Palace of Versailles too. It always comes out so jumbled though
when I try to make one~.
France: Man, this place is awesome! America must've finally realized just how magnificent I really am! He's such
a great guy! This has touched the heart of your big brother!
Russia: Hehehe~, I'm glad to see that China and France love this place. Hey, new friends, would you mind making some
tea for us?
Monsters: Y-yes, sir!
*Monsters run off*
France: America... You've always pretended you didn't like my style. The truth is that you've always liked me, my art,
and my sense of style! I know, I know. Your big brother knows how you feel. America, I apologize for tricking you into thinking that a
snack diet was a great way to lose weight! You've finally realized just how wonderful I am~!
China: HERE TOO! IN HERE TOO! Items, items! Heta, Heta, Heta, Heta! So much Heta to make! With this, I'm definitely
the richest player in the game!
*pause then ghostly sounds*
France: All right! Today, I shall examine, grade, and check the aestheic and sensiblity of every nook and cranny in this wonderful
place~!
China: Well then, I'll check every nook and cranny in this place until I find all the items in this dungeon! Ei, ei, OHHHHH, ARU!
Russia: Hehehe~! When I see them work like this, it feels like a really functional and friendly party! I'm part of it too.
Right?
Monster: I can see it! I CAN REALLY SEE IT, SIRRRRRR!
Narrator: It looks like these three are having fun playing in there.
Hetalia Fantasia 2 Tracks 1 + 2 Translation:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9710665.html
Yes, I know Chissiance is a horrible name for the France, China, and Russia trio and I apologize.
These tracks cover Italy meeting up with Iceland and his yakuza Puffin, and China, France, and Russia being bros to each other.
Transcript is just below! Enjoy! Clicking the magical drama cd tag will lead you to the mysterious, magical Fantasia CD.
Here's a DL of the translation for those who want to read this somewhere else. If you want to use my translation, for any reason, all I ask is that you credit me. Otherwise, go nuts!
http://www.mediafire.com/?s07wj588fz105rd
Track 3: "The Town of Departure and the Lost Level 1"
Japan: I believe I saw a message from England now.
Germany: Speaking of, I've heard that England is also playing this game. But we need to focus on finding Italy now!
Where in the world could he be!?
Japan: Italy has not appeared in the chat nor sent either of us an e-mail.
Germany: There's a chance that he hasn't realized that he can use those features.
Japan: I believe that is a very valid possibility.
Germany: *sighs* ITALLLLYYYYYYYY!
*bell rings*
Narrator: Chapter 2 - "The Town of Departure and the Lost Level 1"
Italy Huh? Huh?? First, I get separated from Germany and Japan, and then I get politely rejected by those girls.
*cries* Germany, Germany! Japan, Japan!
Italy: I'm hungry but my fridge is empty. What should I do? I don't
really know how to play either. Oh well, I guess I'll just sleep for today! Sleepy time~!
Narrator: Oh, what's this? It seems that the Lvl. 1 Italy is still lost after being lead astray by a few girls.
Puffin: Hey! I smell them thataway!
Iceland: Go that way? No. Don't order me around.
*Puffin and Iceland argue*
Italy: Oh, isn't he one of the Nordics? There were five of them, I think. Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, and...
Umm... Hmmm...
Puffin: OHHH, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, PUNK!
Italy: Oh, Iceland!
Narrator: After wandering around lost for a while, Italy meets up with the just as lost Iceland and his puffin,
Mr. Puffin!
Italy: Ciao, Iceland! I am so glad to see you, Iceland! Hey hey, I'm lost just like you! If you want, we can
group toge-
Iceland: I am not lost.
Italy: Woah, really? You looked like you were lost!
Iceland: I'm not. I'm just looking for a "The Maginificent and Enjoyable Tour through the Nordic Countries
(Iceland included)" pamphlet. Don't get in my way.
Puffin: *laughs* Why're you actin' all cool, ya lost pu-
*gets hit*
Puffin: CAW!
Iceland: Good-bye. Good luck finding your friends. Bye.
Italy: Ve.
Iceland: Hurry up, Puffin.
Puffin: Hmph! Ahh, whatever! I'll go along wit' ya!
Italy: Ahh, wait!
*runs over to Iceland*
Italy: Could you be...
Iceland: What is it? I'm in a hurry.
Italy: I know! You definitely have that look on you! Just wait here for a bit, okay?
Iceland: Huh?
*Italy runs off*
Iceland: What's with him?
Puffin: I dunno. Hey, ya think Denmark would act like that guy if ya got rid of his rudeness?
Iceland: No. You'd also need to get rid of a whole lot of other things like his ambition and licorice.
You'd also need to add something to.
*Italy comes back*
Italy: Tadah!
Iceland: What's with that shining piece of square food?
Italy: You're hungry, right? I just pressed the A button on a street stall and I could buy food! Isn't that a big discovery!?
Iceland: S-stupid. I know that much.
Italy: It's not stupid~. Here, for you!
System: Italy is offering to give Iceland "Sparkling Pescuettele". This item is very popular with females.
Iceland: I'm not really hungry. I even have some licorice to eat in front of my computer.
Italy: Vee. I-I see...
Iceland: But, I'll accept. If you're offering to give it to me, then I'll accept it.
System: Iceland has received "Sparkling Pescuettele"!
Italy: All right!
Iceland: What's with the "all right!"?
Puffin: Hey, bro! This guy's got a bit of a prob expressing his feelin's so just take that as a thank you!
Iceland: I have no such problem.
*Italy laughs*
Iceland: You're lost, right Italy? I know where the Information & Guide Center is so
would you like me to take you there?
Italy: Really? Yay! Grazie, Iceland!
Puffin: The Information & Guide Center!? Didn't you just say, "We can find the place without going to that place with all
the photos." a few minutes ago, ya punk!?
Iceland: Shut up.
Italy: V-vee~. I felt so helpless alone, but with the three of us, I feel so much more confident!
Iceland: You're including Puffin?
Puffin: Hehehe~! You're a real boss, bro!
Narrator: And thus, the two lost players, plus the puffin, embarked on a journey to find "The Information & Guide Center
for Lost Beginners".
Track 4: "An Unusual Trio and The Skillful Tradesman"
Narrator: Chapter 3 - "An Unusual Trio and The Skillful Tradesman"
*Horror sound*
Narrator: We begin this chapter in front of a very scary dungeon. However, the many adventurers exploring this dungeon
also it gives it a bustling atmosphere!
*pause*
Narrator: Oh? It seems France has logged in.
France: Hehehe, woohoo! I'm finally first! That means I don't get to hear that annoying England say, "Hmph, why the hell
are you so late!? I came here 45 minutes ago!" Hurrah! Since I'm first, I'll say something really cool and magnifique
when they arrive!
*France laughs*
France: *sparkles* If you kept a parisienne (female native or resident of Paris) waiting this long, she would've
returned long ago.
France: Hmm... That lacks elegance.
Russia: Hi ya!
France: Wait, I got the perfect line!
France: *sparkles* You didn't need to worry about me for The Seine's calming, flowing waters kept me company
until all of you made your arrival. Huh, what!?
Russia: Hi there! You're late.
France: Huh, what? You were here, Russia!?
Russia: I've been waiting, you know. I waited a long time, but no one came so I thought I got left out of the group.
America and England arrive on time most of the time, right? When I wondered what I was going to do then, I decided to
go somewhere and I peacefully received some items from my new friends.
France: You probably used that pole in your hand, right? Did you?
Russia: I just held it. I didn't actually use it. America's just awful for calling us here and ends up being late.
He's 130 minutes late, just like you are, France!
France: Ah, uh, I was busy with a strike. Still, it's really rare to see punctual England and America late like this.
Russia: Hehe~. If the two of them arrive anytime soon, I'll let you knock England on the head.
France: Oh, that sounds... like a pretty good offer.
Russia: Right?
China: Hey, you two! You should've greeted me when you came!
France: China. You were here too, huh?
Russia: Oh, you came, China! I'm sorry. I guess you came while I was receiving my items from my new friends.
China: Ah, please wait a moment! I'm busy with some customers now!
*ka-ching*
China: These are some fresh medicinal herbs that I just received not too long ago, honorable customer! Normally, these would
cost 19 heta at other stores, but I charge only 15 heta for them!
Player 1: Yeah, that's pretty cheap so I'll take 20 of them.
China: Thank you very much!
Player 2: How do you keep your prices so low, anyways?
China: My apprentices in province 23, sector 5, area 4, and special administrative region 2 helps me with
all my work.*
*Rough translation.
Players: Uh...huh...
China: Please stop by again!
France: He even does business when he's waiting. I'd expect... well, this is actually pretty natural for him.
China: You should always sell things to other adventurers when you're waiting! I can't believe the two of you are standing around in
front of a dungeon, a hot spot for business! Chinese people do not waste a second of time.
Russia: But don't you lay out in your garden and nap in the sun, and do some weird dance in the morning and suck out the
MP of other people, China?
China: It is not a weird dance, it's tai chi chuan and it does not suck MP! I am at a ripe age now, so I have to take care
of my body.
Russia: Then you should start by sitting up straight instead of stooping in front of your computer.
China: Ack! My back is just fine. I am living a healthy lifestyle.
France: You've acquired a substantial amount of money in this game, right China? I just have to ask, how much do you actually have
saved up?
China: Hehehe. You've finally asked THE question! That's right! In fact, I'm the second richest player in the game! I have enough money to
produce an unimaginable amount of the most used items in the game! I even have warehouses filled with rare items!
France: Seriously!? R-really!?
China: Yup! In fact, I have 10 warehouses filled with them! The warehouses might even be big enough to build a town inside!
France: Woah. That's enough money to make me envious.
China: Playing online games is one of my specialties, after all! I'd probably be ranked CEO of an online game if they had
a leaderboard! With my incredible focus and my network, there's nothing I can't tackle online!
Russia: You're also a really good team player! I really want to be better friends with you~!
China: I think if I did that, you'd just show up in my home of your own accord. Well, all that aside, I'm making
plenty of profits in real life and in game! With this much Heta, I can buy so much Hel*beep* ty stuff! I'll buy so much snacks,
and then when a holiday comes up, I'll sleep all day and munch on those snacks while watching some TV! Also, I'll mail order
that one fascinating product I saw in one of America's promotion things! Ohh, I just can't wait to be surrounded by them! I'll create a room filled with
all of my favorite things and I'm going to smile so much~!
France: Hold on a minute! Even if you do make all that profit, won't all the money go straight back to the developers!?
Russia: Finding faults with a person's happiness only leads to a fallen snowman, France!
China: Now then, let us go to more dungeons, and grind and get more items! I will become richer!
France: I wonder if this is really one way to enjoy playing a game? I'm an old man so maybe I just don't understand
what's fun with the kids these days.
Russia: oh, that's right! Hey, China! Would you mind doing me a favor?
China: Hmm?
Russia: Do you think you can forge a weapon that matches me out of these items? Can you?
China: Aiya... I haven't seen these items before. But worry not! Guangdong and Liaoning can make anything
out of any item! They do it all the time!
France: Woah, that's a pretty nice item you have there! Where'd you get that from? Did you get this item while you were
waiting for us?
Russia: Yup! I was just thinking that paying America to play this game was stupid, and then I just clicked around and found it!
China: Wooaahh, even I haven't seen this! Where can you get this item?
Russia: Hmm? It's nearby. Would you like me to show you it?
France: Yeah, let's go! Knowing America and England, they're probably arguing which one of them makes better movies.
Russia: Wahh~, the three of us going on an adventure, huh? I'm getting excited!
China: Itemmmmsssss~!
*pause then dungeon music plays*
China: What's with this place? I don't see any other players around. It's really not unusual to see at least one or two
players hanging around a dungeon.
Russia: Hehe! Maybe I'm the first one to reach this dungeon?
France: Looks like it... Seeing a dungeon this empty without players, this place either has to be a premium pay dungeon, or
this dungeon isn't suppose to be playable yet.
Russia: Now, now France. There's no way I'd hack to gain access to this dungeon! It's just a regular dungeon just like
all the others.
France: Then that's good, but that sort of thing happening is probable in England's home... Still, you've
got some sharp eyes to discover this place!
Russia: Hehe~! I did "tinker" with my computer a bit though!
France: YOU DEFINITELY DID SOMETHING BAD, DIDN'T YOU!?
Russia: Everyone does some "tinkering" sometimes. Right, China?
China: Uhhh, tinkering is kind of scary to do.
*walks*
China: But if this dungeon is filled with items no one has, I'll be able to sell exclusive stuff to everyone! I'm burning up!
Just wait, I'm gonna conquer this rickety castle!
France: Is everything going to be all right even if I have low defense? If things go wrong, I'm going on strike, you know?
Russia: Everything is under control! You don't need to worry that much!
*opens door*
Monster 1: NGOH, it's Mr. Russia!
Monster 2: A very, very good day to you, Russia, sir! We won't do anything to you so please don't do anything back!
Monster 3: We're really sorry! Please don't make us dig, please! We're SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!
Russia: Yaay, everyone is buddy buddy!
France: He actually struck fear into a program! Good God, Russia...
China: All right! Now we can heal and stock up on herbs anytime now! Good find, Russia!
*Russia laughs*
France: Honestly... I'll be waiting right here so hurry and get your it-... Huh?
*sparkle stuff and France is in awe*
*music plays*
France: Woooooow! The interior design in this place is pretty ravishing!
Russia: I agree. They really stressed the graphics in here, it's big, and there's so much rooms to look in so
it's really fun to explore!
France: Ahhh! Did they use the Château de Versailles as a reference to design this place!? They did, right!?
This wallpaper and interior design reminds me so much of it!
Russia: That might be the case! I love the Palace of Versailles too. It always comes out so jumbled though
when I try to make one~.
France: Man, this place is awesome! America must've finally realized just how magnificent I really am! He's such
a great guy! This has touched the heart of your big brother!
Russia: Hehehe~, I'm glad to see that China and France love this place. Hey, new friends, would you mind making some
tea for us?
Monsters: Y-yes, sir!
*Monsters run off*
France: America... You've always pretended you didn't like my style. The truth is that you've always liked me, my art,
and my sense of style! I know, I know. Your big brother knows how you feel. America, I apologize for tricking you into thinking that a
snack diet was a great way to lose weight! You've finally realized just how wonderful I am~!
China: HERE TOO! IN HERE TOO! Items, items! Heta, Heta, Heta, Heta! So much Heta to make! With this, I'm definitely
the richest player in the game!
*pause then ghostly sounds*
France: All right! Today, I shall examine, grade, and check the aestheic and sensiblity of every nook and cranny in this wonderful
place~!
China: Well then, I'll check every nook and cranny in this place until I find all the items in this dungeon! Ei, ei, OHHHHH, ARU!
Russia: Hehehe~! When I see them work like this, it feels like a really functional and friendly party! I'm part of it too.
Right?
Monster: I can see it! I CAN REALLY SEE IT, SIRRRRRR!
Narrator: It looks like these three are having fun playing in there.