(Drama CD) Hetalia Fantasia 2 Tracks 5 + 6 Translated!
Or super Denmark and Norway time.
Hetalia Fantasia 2 Tracks 1 + 2 Translation:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9710665.html
Hetalia Fantasia Tracks 3 + 4 Translation:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9762298.html
Too bad Italy's stats are all stuck at 1.
These tracks cover Germany and Japan meeting up with Denmark and Norway and the two of them are saying more than two lines. It also finishes up America's challenge to England and Italy and Iceland's adventure to the Lost Beginner's Center.
Unfortunately, I will have to leave the Special Talk track for another time. It's a bit long for me and I would like to focus on finishing up the Sheep CD's so I apologize for anyone looking forward to seeing it translated. I shall do all I can do to translate it after I finish the Sheep CD's, but I'm not making any promises. If a kind soul translates the special talk before me, then that is awesome.
Transcript is just below! Enjoy! Clicking the magical drama cd tag will lead you to the mysterious, magical Fantasia CD.
Here's a DL of the main tracks of Hetalia Fantasia 2. If you want to use my translation, for any reason, all I ask is that you credit me. Otherwise, go nuts!
http://www.mediafire.com/?s1mavzcsvnhwed9
Track 5: "This this is Knot our Lost." *Title is intentionally spelled this way.*
Denmark: All right! The two of us can do this somehow! Let's kick that boss's tail straight into next week!
Norway: Like that's happening. We don't even have a healer in our party.
Denmark: Let's get a move on, brother! The path to the unknown is waitin' just for us!
Norway: *sigh* And the fool isn't even bothered at all.
Denmark: Our battle's just gettin' started!
Narrator: Chapter 4 - "This this is Knot our Lost."
Japan: Italyyy! Are you able to see this messageee?
Germany: It's no good. Everywhere we go, there's no reply to it.
Japan: Hmm... We have been searching for so long, and we still have not found him... If we were able to receive even just
a bit of information about someone acting like Italy, we would not have searched through all those ruins, the hidden dungeon,
and going from bridge to bridge.
Germany: And while we were searching for him, we defeated the so called secret boss too.
Japan: We have also collected almost every weapon obtainable in the game.
Germany: We managed to both raise our levels to 89 too.
Japan: To finish it, we unknowingly collected and completed the Gemstone set.
Germany: Yeah... Is this an example of "that" in your home, Japan?
Japan: Yes... it is.
Germany: I see...Honestly, that Italy. If he was scared, he should've contacted me by phone. Hold on a minute, I'll call
him my-
Japan: Ahh, Mr. Germany. Even if you were to contact him by phone, do you think the signal would actually reach him in this area?
And our biggest problem is would Italy himself know how to use this feature?
Germany: Curses...
Japan: Tomorrow, I shall go to his home and introduce him to the basics of this game.
Germany: It'd be a big help if you did that.
Japan: Now then, let us take our time in our search and eliminate any monsters that stand in our way.
Germany: Sounds good.
*Spell casting sound effects*
Japan: "Buddha's Wrath"! All monsters within this range area shall be annihilated!
*Destruction sounds. Never piss off Japan in this game.*
Japan: Phew! *pats dust off clothes* Our investigation should proceed smoothly now.
Germany: I've always thought you were the designated healer in the group, but you surprisingly make a great attack mage too.
???: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
*Germany and Japan gasp and run towards scream*
Japan: A-are you all right?
???: AHHHHHHHH!
Germany: Hey, what's wrong!?
???: GUWAAAAH!
Japan: Ah!
Germany: Huh? Denmark!?
Denmark: GRAAARG- Oh hey, if it ain't Germany and Japan! Whoa, what's up! You two are playing this game too, huh? How's your
side of the bridge going, Germany?
Japan: Goodness, what a sudden recovery!
Germany: You were playing this too, Denmark? The bridge's construction is going smoothly. *sighs* It feels sort of odd to
play an online game and you encounter all these acquaintances. In any case, are you hurt in any way?
Denmark: Huh? Oh yeah, I'm as fit as a fiddle, like always! Oh yeah, you should hear this! I was fighting this huuuge enemy
just now, and then when I hit it, there was a "BANG!" and a "BOOM!" and then I was like, "WTF HAPPENED!?" Maaan, I even
surprise myself on how strong I am in this game!
Japan: Haha... Ummm, I am truly sorry.
Denmark: Why're you apologizin'?
Japan: I am really sorry.
Germany: I'm really sorry too.
Denmark: Huh? Huh?
Norway: Brother...
Denmark: Huh?
Norway: I'm painfully shy around strangers so I want to go...
Denmark: Really? In other words, you just wanna have a two man party with m-
*Norway chokes Denmark*
Denmark: Gack... Don't pull my neckt- *makes choking noises*
Norway: Equip all of your cursed items right now.
*Denmark chokes*
Germany: Huh... What kind of a scenario is this?
Japan: Norway... I see that you are also playing this game too!
Norway: Mm. I see you're playing this too, Japan.
Japan: I am one of the producers and developers of this game.
Norway: Perfect timing. You got a command that'll let me put a leash on my brother?
Japan: I humbly apologize. I shall see what I can do.
Norway: ...Tch.
Denmark: Uncle... Uncle...!
*Norway lets go*
Denmark: *wheezes* Hahaha, Maan, you really are painfully shy.
Norway: No one's shy here.
Germany: Have you regained composure? If you have, I have a question to ask. Have you seen Italy?
Denmark: Oh hey, we're in the same boat! I've got ask the same question to! You seen Sve- er, Sweden, Finland, or Iceland
around?
Germany: He replied to my question... with another question!?
Japan: He is... so brave!
Norway: No, no. He's just a mindless imbecile.
Denmark: Huh?
Japan: Unfortunately, I have not seen the three people you are searching for.
Germany: Yeah, that's right. I haven't seen those three either.
Denmark: Really? What a darn shame! Ah man.
Norway: Oh rats.
Denmark: I haven't seen Italy around either.
Germany: I see. Thank you.
Denmark: Hehe!
Japan: If I may ask, were you two gentlemen in the middle of completing a quest?
Denmark: H-huh? O-oh yeah! We were just gonna kick some boss tail!
Norway: We're lost!
Denmark: W-we are not lost! It's not like we're really lost or anything, ya know!
Norway: I go and follow this guy's lead and we both end up lost.
Denmark: W-w-w-w-WE ARE NOT LOST! No matter which way I look at it, we're the ones looking for the others here!
Japan: T-they certainly seem to be a merry duo, Mr. Germany.
Germany: If the five of them get together, this would be even more dreadful
Japan: It would seem like it.
Norway: We're losssttt~, and it's your fault, stupid brotherrrrr~.
Denmark: I-I'm telling you we're not lost!
Japan: Now! Now!
Denmark: Sverige (Sweden), Fin, and Ice are obviously the ones who are lost!
Norway: No way.
Denmark: Gununu!
Germany: Calm DOWN!
Denmark: Well then, if you're searchin' for someone now too, why don't we search together? It'd be easier to look with
4 pairs of eyes instead of two!
Japan: Huh? But...
Norway: You don't want to search with me?
Japan: That is not what I mean.
Norway: Ahh! You don't wanna search with my brother?
Japan: That is not what I mean either.
Norway: You don't want to search period!?
Japan: That's not it!
Germany: Japan... I think it's better if you consult America about revising the manual to this game.
Japan: Oh, about that... He said quite vehemently, "A game isn't fun if you just follow the manual! A real game
should be played with no limits or bounds! Dying in various ways to complete a game is fun too, you know!?"
Germany: That sounds like something he would say. I think I heard a few disturbing words in that last sentence, but I'll
pretend I didn't hear it.
Denmark: All right, let's go! Let's go look for 'em!
Norway: You're annoyin', brother.
Narrator: My, my! I wonder if this group will work out.
Narrator: Now then, let's change scenes to the outside of the Town of Departure. It seems America and England are preparing for their showdown
at the moment.
America: The rules are simple! Whoever reaches the exit to this cave first is the winner of this showdown! The rules may
be simple, but the monsters in this cave are super strong, and there's even a boss!
England: Damn it! I don't even have that much defense or hp in the first place and he's asking me to do this!?
I'm seriously giving you a knuckle sandwich tomorrow!
America: Hehe~! I'll give you a few handicaps! I won't use a single spell or heal myself once!
I've even given you a whole bunch of healing items to you!
England: Even with that handicap, I won't have time to heal if I get surrounded. Not only that, the casting time for
these spells are so long that I'll be surrounded easily.
America: Want one more handicap~?
England: Rubbish to that. I don't want any more sympathy from a cheater with those stats. Only magic... magic is
slow, you know?
America: Now then, we'll be starting any time!
England: Ah! Hey, it's okay if I use magic, right?
America: Of course! Do your best in besting this showdown with your magic and Hetaeons!
England: And whoever reaches the exit first is the victor, correct?
America: Yup! This is a trial of agility!
England: All right, thank you for the clarification.
*England presses buttons*
England: Grant me your wings and come forth, oh Volitant Hetaeon!
America: Huh.
*Summon appears and England gets on it*
England: Ahahahahahaha! I'll be going to the exit now! Cheerio, America!
*summon makes noise*
America: Wh... Wh...
England: You've always been weak in the head, you know?
America: AHH, I've been tricked!
England: Since it's not against the rules, I'll be waiting for you at the exit. So you better chop chop!
America: AHH! Wait a minute! I haven't done anything yet! This is a really lame way to looooooossssseee!
*dead silence*
America: Uhh... I made this entire map from scratch just for this challenge... I've been planning this for THREE months...
I stayed up so late at night and I even cut my breaks short... I only ate 2 hamburgers a day and I didn't even drink any
shakes during that time! I even trained myself in Advance Clicking! I was looking forward to this day so much, I couldn't
sleep a wink last night and I ended up watching one of those meaningless infomercial showsssss!
America: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*pause*
Denmark: You hear a bird just now?
Norway: That's a bird, all right.
Germany: How'd you hear a bird from that? That sounds like... America.
Japan: I-I believe you are correct. It seems that we are hearing quite a few screams today.
Germany: That yell doesn't seem to be one of his normal ones. Let's go check on him.
Japan: Yes, that would be best.
Denmark: Gotta say though, bud, that weapon of yours is pretty rad!
Norway: It looks just like how my brother's small toe would look like if it was broken.
*pause*
America: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *cries*
Japan: What is wrong, Mr. America? Your face seems like you are grieving for someone.
America: J-Japan... Japan... I... I... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Japan: Are you all right?
Germany: What's wrong? What happend to you, America?
America: ENGLAND, YOU IDIOT!
Germany: I think I can imagine what happened now.
Japan: Indeed.
America: AHHHHH, why did this happen!? This is wrong! This is just plain wrong!
Japan: Now! Now! Look, here's some candy that old ladies always carry with them but you don't know where they buy them from.
America: Ahh, seriously, where do they buy this stuff?
Japan: Have you calmed down now, Mr. America?
America: Ahh... Yeah, a little.
Germany: What kind of comfort method was that?
Japan: Tis a technique native only to Japan!
*pause*
America: Uh... Hey, can I ask you guys for a small favor? Would you guys look at the skill I made for today but couldn't
show off?
Track 6: "The Cute Monsters Outside the Forest and The Lost Duo"
Narrator: Chapter 5 - "The Cute Monsters Outside the Forest and The Lost Duo"
*sounds*
Narrator: When we last left our lost duo they were headed to... Oh dear me! They seem to have ventured out of
the Town of Departure!
Puffin: Hey, hey! Wasn't the info center somewhere around thataway!?
Iceland: It's... this way... probably.
Italy: Oh?
*monster jumps*
Italy: Woow! Look, look, Iceland! Look at all of the cute critters!
*Iceland gasps as monsters jump*
Iceland: Well, they do seem cute enough.
Italy: Right? Isn't fantasy great? I'd be great if I could be surrounded by these cute little critters, some cute girls,
some pasta, more cute girls, and some pizza~!
Iceland: What is this? *moe spark*
Puffin: H-hey! I'm 110 times more cuter than those mugs, ya ungrateful punk!
Italy: I wonder if it's okay to click on it.
Iceland: It's okay... probably.
*click*
*Monster gets angry*
Iceland: Huh?
*Monster approaches*
Iceland: H-huh!?
Italy: Waaahhh! This was a monster!? That's so awful!
*Iceland falls*
Iceland: My leg... he grabbed my leg.
Puffin: Hey! I'm talkin' to you, rotten bastard! Let go of him, f%#&*^!
Italy: Waaaahhh! Let go of Iceland's leg!
*Monster gets angry*
Italy: Nothing's working! Do you know how to destroy this monster?
Iceland: D... D... Denmark always defeated any monster that appeared. O-oww.
Italy: Umm... Umm...Just wait. There has to be a button in this jumbled up mess that we can use! You look too, Iceland!
Ice-
*ding*
System: Iceland seems to have lost consciousness, both online and offline.
Italy: ICELANNNNNDDDD!
*pause then pointer sound effect*
Italy: There it is! There's the attack button!
Italy: Eat this! Italy Punch! Italy Kick! Boot-to-the-head Kick!
System: Adorapheign* takes 1 point of damage.
System: Adorapheign takes 1 point of damage.
System: Adorapheign takes 1 point of damage.
*Just a little monster name fun. Combination of Adorable and Feign. I used Phe because the first few letters of Phe in Pheromone have the
f sound. I know it's not the same sound but eh.
*scene change*
Player 1: Thanks to that bargain from before, we managed to get plenty of herbs cheap!
Player 2: Yup! It's really a pain to go into the Beginner's Town at our level... Hmm? Ohh!
That monster's got someone.
Iceland: Ah... Ah!
Italy: Just wait, Iceland! I'm alone, but I think I've gotten a little bit stronger!
*monster roars*
Italy: Wah, wah! He's too scary!
Iceland: Hey, let go of me! Let go of me, stupid!
*monster bonks Italy*
Italy: THAT HURT! GERMANY!
Players 1 & 2: Peaceful day, as always.
*monster roars*
*Italy screams like Romano*
Iceland: Help u-
*Monster gets blown away*
Italy: W-what!?
Iceland: That mountain just blew up.
Puffin: Damn, this is one bad mothershocker! I don't wanna fly away! Better hold on tight, punk!
Iceland: Don't... order me around. Ah!
*pause then after effects of mountain blow up technique*
*America weeps*
Germany: Did he just... blow up a mountain!?
Denmark: Woohoo! Awesomeeee! Encoreeeee!
Norway: Nice going with the cheats there.
America: What did you think of that?
Japan: It is very... big.
America: This was suppose to be a world destroying skill but I didn't want to crash the servers!
Japan: Do you feel better now, Mr. America?
America: A little.
Italy: Is it over? Vee... That was scary.
Iceland: Wait, that annoying and huge message box that appeared after the mountain blew up...
Puffin: Only one guy'd do that.
Italy: Ve?
Iceland: DAAAANNNNNN!
Denway: Huh?
Iceland: Nore! Nore!
Italy: Huh, they're here!?
Iceland: Hurry up, Nore! My character's leg is hurt, and my back and finger in real life hurts too!
Puffin: HEEEEEEYYYYY! HEEEEEEYYYYY! WE'RE HEEEEERRREEEE!
Italy: Vee... Oh!
*pause then music*
America: Thank you for looking at my skill, everyone. I'm gonna clear this dungeon by myself. Oh, this dungeon will be
playable to everyone in one week, so please try it out when you have the chance.
Japan: Mr. America...
America: Well then, Japan, I'm heading off. Also, if you can, it would be a big help if you could debug it.
Japan: oh, yes. I shall try.
America: Mm. Thank you. Well, see you...
*America walks off*
Japan: He has left.
Germany: We've seen a rare side of America.
Denmark: Ohhh, Ice! Ice! We finally found ya, Ice! We're here, Ice!
Norway: Thank goodness.
Iceland: Dan! Nore!
Puffin: HEEEEYYYY! WE'REEEEEE RIGHT HEEEERRREEEE!
*pause*
Iceland: *sighs* Where did you guys go? I thought you guys ditched me.
Denmark: Your older brothers were real worried about ya, Ice! I'm happy to see ya safe!
Norway: Are you hurt? I'll use a healing item on you now.
Iceland: U-uhhh... Don't treat me like a child.
Norway: Still a child.
Iceland: I am not!
Denmark: Ice is our little bro, y-*smack*
Norway: Hurry up and find Sverige and Finland, brother.
*Iceland laughs*
Italy: Germany, Germany! Japan, Japan!
Japan: Italy!
Italy: I'm so happy to see the two of you again!
Germany: Thank goodness. You worried us, Italy. Your HP seems to have taken quite a hit.
Italy: A monster appeared not too long ago. Hehe! Hooray! I almost thought we wouldn't meet again in-game!
Japan: If that were to happen, I would have flown to your home and guide you through the game.
Italy: *laughs* It really must be some amazing luck that you didn't go that far! Germany, Germany! Ahh!
Germany: Hmm? What's the matter?
Italy: Wow, your levels are so high! That's amazing!
Japan: Ah, well, this is... not unusual for me.
Germany: Before I realized it, my level skyrocketed.
Italy: Uhhbue...
Germany: Well, from now on I'll teach you the basics one at a time, and I'll support you in battle so don't let it bother you.
Japan: Indeed. I shall do all I can to aid you. Now the three of us can finally adventure together!
Italy: Mm! Thank you! I'm never gonna separate from the two of you again!
Narrator: And the trio was finally reunited. But Italy's adventure has just begun. Will he be able to do this?
*The End*
Narrator: Oh yeah, I wonder what happened to America after he entered that dungeon.
America: Ugh... I reached the exit but I'm not happy. The story I made for this dungeon, the graphics I made for this dungeon,
the music, and the mysteries of this dungeon were all so awesome, but I'm still not happy! Oh?
England: You're too slow, idiot!
America: Huh!?
*Cliffhanger*
Hetalia Fantasia 2 Tracks 1 + 2 Translation:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9710665.html
Hetalia Fantasia Tracks 3 + 4 Translation:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9762298.html
Too bad Italy's stats are all stuck at 1.
These tracks cover Germany and Japan meeting up with Denmark and Norway and the two of them are saying more than two lines. It also finishes up America's challenge to England and Italy and Iceland's adventure to the Lost Beginner's Center.
Unfortunately, I will have to leave the Special Talk track for another time. It's a bit long for me and I would like to focus on finishing up the Sheep CD's so I apologize for anyone looking forward to seeing it translated. I shall do all I can do to translate it after I finish the Sheep CD's, but I'm not making any promises. If a kind soul translates the special talk before me, then that is awesome.
Transcript is just below! Enjoy! Clicking the magical drama cd tag will lead you to the mysterious, magical Fantasia CD.
Here's a DL of the main tracks of Hetalia Fantasia 2. If you want to use my translation, for any reason, all I ask is that you credit me. Otherwise, go nuts!
http://www.mediafire.com/?s1mavzcsvnhwed9
Track 5: "This this is Knot our Lost." *Title is intentionally spelled this way.*
Denmark: All right! The two of us can do this somehow! Let's kick that boss's tail straight into next week!
Norway: Like that's happening. We don't even have a healer in our party.
Denmark: Let's get a move on, brother! The path to the unknown is waitin' just for us!
Norway: *sigh* And the fool isn't even bothered at all.
Denmark: Our battle's just gettin' started!
Narrator: Chapter 4 - "This this is Knot our Lost."
Japan: Italyyy! Are you able to see this messageee?
Germany: It's no good. Everywhere we go, there's no reply to it.
Japan: Hmm... We have been searching for so long, and we still have not found him... If we were able to receive even just
a bit of information about someone acting like Italy, we would not have searched through all those ruins, the hidden dungeon,
and going from bridge to bridge.
Germany: And while we were searching for him, we defeated the so called secret boss too.
Japan: We have also collected almost every weapon obtainable in the game.
Germany: We managed to both raise our levels to 89 too.
Japan: To finish it, we unknowingly collected and completed the Gemstone set.
Germany: Yeah... Is this an example of "that" in your home, Japan?
Japan: Yes... it is.
Germany: I see...Honestly, that Italy. If he was scared, he should've contacted me by phone. Hold on a minute, I'll call
him my-
Japan: Ahh, Mr. Germany. Even if you were to contact him by phone, do you think the signal would actually reach him in this area?
And our biggest problem is would Italy himself know how to use this feature?
Germany: Curses...
Japan: Tomorrow, I shall go to his home and introduce him to the basics of this game.
Germany: It'd be a big help if you did that.
Japan: Now then, let us take our time in our search and eliminate any monsters that stand in our way.
Germany: Sounds good.
*Spell casting sound effects*
Japan: "Buddha's Wrath"! All monsters within this range area shall be annihilated!
*Destruction sounds. Never piss off Japan in this game.*
Japan: Phew! *pats dust off clothes* Our investigation should proceed smoothly now.
Germany: I've always thought you were the designated healer in the group, but you surprisingly make a great attack mage too.
???: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
*Germany and Japan gasp and run towards scream*
Japan: A-are you all right?
???: AHHHHHHHH!
Germany: Hey, what's wrong!?
???: GUWAAAAH!
Japan: Ah!
Germany: Huh? Denmark!?
Denmark: GRAAARG- Oh hey, if it ain't Germany and Japan! Whoa, what's up! You two are playing this game too, huh? How's your
side of the bridge going, Germany?
Japan: Goodness, what a sudden recovery!
Germany: You were playing this too, Denmark? The bridge's construction is going smoothly. *sighs* It feels sort of odd to
play an online game and you encounter all these acquaintances. In any case, are you hurt in any way?
Denmark: Huh? Oh yeah, I'm as fit as a fiddle, like always! Oh yeah, you should hear this! I was fighting this huuuge enemy
just now, and then when I hit it, there was a "BANG!" and a "BOOM!" and then I was like, "WTF HAPPENED!?" Maaan, I even
surprise myself on how strong I am in this game!
Japan: Haha... Ummm, I am truly sorry.
Denmark: Why're you apologizin'?
Japan: I am really sorry.
Germany: I'm really sorry too.
Denmark: Huh? Huh?
Norway: Brother...
Denmark: Huh?
Norway: I'm painfully shy around strangers so I want to go...
Denmark: Really? In other words, you just wanna have a two man party with m-
*Norway chokes Denmark*
Denmark: Gack... Don't pull my neckt- *makes choking noises*
Norway: Equip all of your cursed items right now.
*Denmark chokes*
Germany: Huh... What kind of a scenario is this?
Japan: Norway... I see that you are also playing this game too!
Norway: Mm. I see you're playing this too, Japan.
Japan: I am one of the producers and developers of this game.
Norway: Perfect timing. You got a command that'll let me put a leash on my brother?
Japan: I humbly apologize. I shall see what I can do.
Norway: ...Tch.
Denmark: Uncle... Uncle...!
*Norway lets go*
Denmark: *wheezes* Hahaha, Maan, you really are painfully shy.
Norway: No one's shy here.
Germany: Have you regained composure? If you have, I have a question to ask. Have you seen Italy?
Denmark: Oh hey, we're in the same boat! I've got ask the same question to! You seen Sve- er, Sweden, Finland, or Iceland
around?
Germany: He replied to my question... with another question!?
Japan: He is... so brave!
Norway: No, no. He's just a mindless imbecile.
Denmark: Huh?
Japan: Unfortunately, I have not seen the three people you are searching for.
Germany: Yeah, that's right. I haven't seen those three either.
Denmark: Really? What a darn shame! Ah man.
Norway: Oh rats.
Denmark: I haven't seen Italy around either.
Germany: I see. Thank you.
Denmark: Hehe!
Japan: If I may ask, were you two gentlemen in the middle of completing a quest?
Denmark: H-huh? O-oh yeah! We were just gonna kick some boss tail!
Norway: We're lost!
Denmark: W-we are not lost! It's not like we're really lost or anything, ya know!
Norway: I go and follow this guy's lead and we both end up lost.
Denmark: W-w-w-w-WE ARE NOT LOST! No matter which way I look at it, we're the ones looking for the others here!
Japan: T-they certainly seem to be a merry duo, Mr. Germany.
Germany: If the five of them get together, this would be even more dreadful
Japan: It would seem like it.
Norway: We're losssttt~, and it's your fault, stupid brotherrrrr~.
Denmark: I-I'm telling you we're not lost!
Japan: Now! Now!
Denmark: Sverige (Sweden), Fin, and Ice are obviously the ones who are lost!
Norway: No way.
Denmark: Gununu!
Germany: Calm DOWN!
Denmark: Well then, if you're searchin' for someone now too, why don't we search together? It'd be easier to look with
4 pairs of eyes instead of two!
Japan: Huh? But...
Norway: You don't want to search with me?
Japan: That is not what I mean.
Norway: Ahh! You don't wanna search with my brother?
Japan: That is not what I mean either.
Norway: You don't want to search period!?
Japan: That's not it!
Germany: Japan... I think it's better if you consult America about revising the manual to this game.
Japan: Oh, about that... He said quite vehemently, "A game isn't fun if you just follow the manual! A real game
should be played with no limits or bounds! Dying in various ways to complete a game is fun too, you know!?"
Germany: That sounds like something he would say. I think I heard a few disturbing words in that last sentence, but I'll
pretend I didn't hear it.
Denmark: All right, let's go! Let's go look for 'em!
Norway: You're annoyin', brother.
Narrator: My, my! I wonder if this group will work out.
Narrator: Now then, let's change scenes to the outside of the Town of Departure. It seems America and England are preparing for their showdown
at the moment.
America: The rules are simple! Whoever reaches the exit to this cave first is the winner of this showdown! The rules may
be simple, but the monsters in this cave are super strong, and there's even a boss!
England: Damn it! I don't even have that much defense or hp in the first place and he's asking me to do this!?
I'm seriously giving you a knuckle sandwich tomorrow!
America: Hehe~! I'll give you a few handicaps! I won't use a single spell or heal myself once!
I've even given you a whole bunch of healing items to you!
England: Even with that handicap, I won't have time to heal if I get surrounded. Not only that, the casting time for
these spells are so long that I'll be surrounded easily.
America: Want one more handicap~?
England: Rubbish to that. I don't want any more sympathy from a cheater with those stats. Only magic... magic is
slow, you know?
America: Now then, we'll be starting any time!
England: Ah! Hey, it's okay if I use magic, right?
America: Of course! Do your best in besting this showdown with your magic and Hetaeons!
England: And whoever reaches the exit first is the victor, correct?
America: Yup! This is a trial of agility!
England: All right, thank you for the clarification.
*England presses buttons*
England: Grant me your wings and come forth, oh Volitant Hetaeon!
America: Huh.
*Summon appears and England gets on it*
England: Ahahahahahaha! I'll be going to the exit now! Cheerio, America!
*summon makes noise*
America: Wh... Wh...
England: You've always been weak in the head, you know?
America: AHH, I've been tricked!
England: Since it's not against the rules, I'll be waiting for you at the exit. So you better chop chop!
America: AHH! Wait a minute! I haven't done anything yet! This is a really lame way to looooooossssseee!
*dead silence*
America: Uhh... I made this entire map from scratch just for this challenge... I've been planning this for THREE months...
I stayed up so late at night and I even cut my breaks short... I only ate 2 hamburgers a day and I didn't even drink any
shakes during that time! I even trained myself in Advance Clicking! I was looking forward to this day so much, I couldn't
sleep a wink last night and I ended up watching one of those meaningless infomercial showsssss!
America: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*pause*
Denmark: You hear a bird just now?
Norway: That's a bird, all right.
Germany: How'd you hear a bird from that? That sounds like... America.
Japan: I-I believe you are correct. It seems that we are hearing quite a few screams today.
Germany: That yell doesn't seem to be one of his normal ones. Let's go check on him.
Japan: Yes, that would be best.
Denmark: Gotta say though, bud, that weapon of yours is pretty rad!
Norway: It looks just like how my brother's small toe would look like if it was broken.
*pause*
America: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *cries*
Japan: What is wrong, Mr. America? Your face seems like you are grieving for someone.
America: J-Japan... Japan... I... I... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Japan: Are you all right?
Germany: What's wrong? What happend to you, America?
America: ENGLAND, YOU IDIOT!
Germany: I think I can imagine what happened now.
Japan: Indeed.
America: AHHHHH, why did this happen!? This is wrong! This is just plain wrong!
Japan: Now! Now! Look, here's some candy that old ladies always carry with them but you don't know where they buy them from.
America: Ahh, seriously, where do they buy this stuff?
Japan: Have you calmed down now, Mr. America?
America: Ahh... Yeah, a little.
Germany: What kind of comfort method was that?
Japan: Tis a technique native only to Japan!
*pause*
America: Uh... Hey, can I ask you guys for a small favor? Would you guys look at the skill I made for today but couldn't
show off?
Track 6: "The Cute Monsters Outside the Forest and The Lost Duo"
Narrator: Chapter 5 - "The Cute Monsters Outside the Forest and The Lost Duo"
*sounds*
Narrator: When we last left our lost duo they were headed to... Oh dear me! They seem to have ventured out of
the Town of Departure!
Puffin: Hey, hey! Wasn't the info center somewhere around thataway!?
Iceland: It's... this way... probably.
Italy: Oh?
*monster jumps*
Italy: Woow! Look, look, Iceland! Look at all of the cute critters!
*Iceland gasps as monsters jump*
Iceland: Well, they do seem cute enough.
Italy: Right? Isn't fantasy great? I'd be great if I could be surrounded by these cute little critters, some cute girls,
some pasta, more cute girls, and some pizza~!
Iceland: What is this? *moe spark*
Puffin: H-hey! I'm 110 times more cuter than those mugs, ya ungrateful punk!
Italy: I wonder if it's okay to click on it.
Iceland: It's okay... probably.
*click*
*Monster gets angry*
Iceland: Huh?
*Monster approaches*
Iceland: H-huh!?
Italy: Waaahhh! This was a monster!? That's so awful!
*Iceland falls*
Iceland: My leg... he grabbed my leg.
Puffin: Hey! I'm talkin' to you, rotten bastard! Let go of him, f%#&*^!
Italy: Waaaahhh! Let go of Iceland's leg!
*Monster gets angry*
Italy: Nothing's working! Do you know how to destroy this monster?
Iceland: D... D... Denmark always defeated any monster that appeared. O-oww.
Italy: Umm... Umm...Just wait. There has to be a button in this jumbled up mess that we can use! You look too, Iceland!
Ice-
*ding*
System: Iceland seems to have lost consciousness, both online and offline.
Italy: ICELANNNNNDDDD!
*pause then pointer sound effect*
Italy: There it is! There's the attack button!
Italy: Eat this! Italy Punch! Italy Kick! Boot-to-the-head Kick!
System: Adorapheign* takes 1 point of damage.
System: Adorapheign takes 1 point of damage.
System: Adorapheign takes 1 point of damage.
*Just a little monster name fun. Combination of Adorable and Feign. I used Phe because the first few letters of Phe in Pheromone have the
f sound. I know it's not the same sound but eh.
*scene change*
Player 1: Thanks to that bargain from before, we managed to get plenty of herbs cheap!
Player 2: Yup! It's really a pain to go into the Beginner's Town at our level... Hmm? Ohh!
That monster's got someone.
Iceland: Ah... Ah!
Italy: Just wait, Iceland! I'm alone, but I think I've gotten a little bit stronger!
*monster roars*
Italy: Wah, wah! He's too scary!
Iceland: Hey, let go of me! Let go of me, stupid!
*monster bonks Italy*
Italy: THAT HURT! GERMANY!
Players 1 & 2: Peaceful day, as always.
*monster roars*
*Italy screams like Romano*
Iceland: Help u-
*Monster gets blown away*
Italy: W-what!?
Iceland: That mountain just blew up.
Puffin: Damn, this is one bad mothershocker! I don't wanna fly away! Better hold on tight, punk!
Iceland: Don't... order me around. Ah!
*pause then after effects of mountain blow up technique*
*America weeps*
Germany: Did he just... blow up a mountain!?
Denmark: Woohoo! Awesomeeee! Encoreeeee!
Norway: Nice going with the cheats there.
America: What did you think of that?
Japan: It is very... big.
America: This was suppose to be a world destroying skill but I didn't want to crash the servers!
Japan: Do you feel better now, Mr. America?
America: A little.
Italy: Is it over? Vee... That was scary.
Iceland: Wait, that annoying and huge message box that appeared after the mountain blew up...
Puffin: Only one guy'd do that.
Italy: Ve?
Iceland: DAAAANNNNNN!
Denway: Huh?
Iceland: Nore! Nore!
Italy: Huh, they're here!?
Iceland: Hurry up, Nore! My character's leg is hurt, and my back and finger in real life hurts too!
Puffin: HEEEEEEYYYYY! HEEEEEEYYYYY! WE'RE HEEEEERRREEEE!
Italy: Vee... Oh!
*pause then music*
America: Thank you for looking at my skill, everyone. I'm gonna clear this dungeon by myself. Oh, this dungeon will be
playable to everyone in one week, so please try it out when you have the chance.
Japan: Mr. America...
America: Well then, Japan, I'm heading off. Also, if you can, it would be a big help if you could debug it.
Japan: oh, yes. I shall try.
America: Mm. Thank you. Well, see you...
*America walks off*
Japan: He has left.
Germany: We've seen a rare side of America.
Denmark: Ohhh, Ice! Ice! We finally found ya, Ice! We're here, Ice!
Norway: Thank goodness.
Iceland: Dan! Nore!
Puffin: HEEEEYYYY! WE'REEEEEE RIGHT HEEEERRREEEE!
*pause*
Iceland: *sighs* Where did you guys go? I thought you guys ditched me.
Denmark: Your older brothers were real worried about ya, Ice! I'm happy to see ya safe!
Norway: Are you hurt? I'll use a healing item on you now.
Iceland: U-uhhh... Don't treat me like a child.
Norway: Still a child.
Iceland: I am not!
Denmark: Ice is our little bro, y-*smack*
Norway: Hurry up and find Sverige and Finland, brother.
*Iceland laughs*
Italy: Germany, Germany! Japan, Japan!
Japan: Italy!
Italy: I'm so happy to see the two of you again!
Germany: Thank goodness. You worried us, Italy. Your HP seems to have taken quite a hit.
Italy: A monster appeared not too long ago. Hehe! Hooray! I almost thought we wouldn't meet again in-game!
Japan: If that were to happen, I would have flown to your home and guide you through the game.
Italy: *laughs* It really must be some amazing luck that you didn't go that far! Germany, Germany! Ahh!
Germany: Hmm? What's the matter?
Italy: Wow, your levels are so high! That's amazing!
Japan: Ah, well, this is... not unusual for me.
Germany: Before I realized it, my level skyrocketed.
Italy: Uhhbue...
Germany: Well, from now on I'll teach you the basics one at a time, and I'll support you in battle so don't let it bother you.
Japan: Indeed. I shall do all I can to aid you. Now the three of us can finally adventure together!
Italy: Mm! Thank you! I'm never gonna separate from the two of you again!
Narrator: And the trio was finally reunited. But Italy's adventure has just begun. Will he be able to do this?
*The End*
Narrator: Oh yeah, I wonder what happened to America after he entered that dungeon.
America: Ugh... I reached the exit but I'm not happy. The story I made for this dungeon, the graphics I made for this dungeon,
the music, and the mysteries of this dungeon were all so awesome, but I'm still not happy! Oh?
England: You're too slow, idiot!
America: Huh!?
*Cliffhanger*