Rome/Germania -- Goatshetalia_kinkJune 7 2010, 13:34:32 UTC
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I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
USUK - um... drugging, I guess?
anonymous
June 23 2010, 15:35:52 UTC
It's time for some possessive!England, guys!
America comes to stay at England's for a bit... but when it comes time for him to leave, England wants to keep him around for a bit longer - after all, who knows what he gets up to when England's not keeping an eye on him - and drugs him to make him sick, so he has no choice but to stay.
It works so well that he does it again. And again. And again, until he's just keeping him sick and taking care of him all the time. Because creeper!England is kind of hot. :D Whether or not America finds out (and how he reacts if he does) is up to you.
Bonus: Someone else finds out. What they do with this information is also up to you. :)
If (When) You Go [1/?]
anonymous
June 23 2010, 18:01:24 UTC
When he's gone, England never wants him back.
He folds his newspaper and watches America, junk food sweating fat in his left hand, run a finger over the books, reeling off the titles without any of the reverence classical literature demands. No matter how many times England tries to demonstrate the importance of his library, America's reaction never varies. From Shakespeare to Golding, it's impossible for his attention to settle on anything unless it's been translated into movie format with at least four explosions scattered around a car chase, presented in three dimensional high definition. England would never have thought of a car chase in Romeo and Juliet until America proclaimed it necessary. He suspects his most beloved enemy, or hated friend, knows how much this irritates him and persists in feigned ignorance for the hell of it
( ... )
If (When) You Go [2/?]
anonymous
June 23 2010, 22:46:15 UTC
Dinner takes a while, because England hadn't planned on hosting guests, expecting himself to let America leave before he sat down for his afternoon tea. Funny how nothing ever quite works out the way it's planned. Funny how he only invites America over with the greatest reluctance and then, as soon as he sees the grin, the eyes, the hair, starts plotting elaborate scenarios in which he is forced to remain forever. Funny how these things go.
It really is uncommonly bright today. Even the rain lifted as a courtesy for America, though the sunlight left behind is watery and drips over the garden like dew. Some of it rolls across the herbs outside the kitchen window, which are dominated by a carillon of foxglove bells. England pauses to look at them.
...a very dismal looking house amongst the foxglovesOf course it is, and America will never stay. Why would anyone? Why would anyone come to a dreary nowhere to stay with a dreary man who, as England now discovers, is burning the chicken? Perhaps this is a dose of his own medicine, which
( ... )
Bad Friends Trio + a nation - breaking a triangle
anonymous
June 23 2010, 15:39:27 UTC
Prussia, France and Spain are in an established triangle, for fun, to have sex together. Then one of them falls in love with someone else (for example, France -> UK) and leaves the other two alone. At first they're fine with that - after all, they still can have fun together. But then they realize when it's just two of them, things are different. The conversations are different, their dynamics are different, everything seems more intimate and when one of them knows he's the only one to make the other tremble, flush and moan, it feels weird but also... amazing.
So. Make them fall in love. :) And don't forget the third one and his relationship with the nation of your choice.
Broken Triangle
anonymous
August 20 2010, 18:18:51 UTC
diff!anon... other anons, totally fill anyway if you want!
Broken Triangle
Forgive the anachronistic slang. It just wouldn't be Prussia otherwise.
“I can't believe he left us for a chick.” Prussia was moody, France was resigned.
“They will be good for each other. You know, they've always been so close...”
“Bullshit!” Prussia shouted, pounding his fist on the table, and making his shot glass tower tremble precariously. France winced. He knew better than to take out the nice glasses when Prussia came over, but it had been so sudden, and he hadn't been able to find the plain ones... “Bullshit. We're good for each other.” France coughed. “We are!” And they were. It had always been the rest of the world that suffered. “Besides,” he added, getting up to pace. “She only wants him for his body.”
France raised his eyebrows. “She does! You know she'd do anything to get Olivenza back. Stupid slut.” France let that one slide. After all, she had been around, and if the rumors about her colonies were true... “Besides,
( ... )
Re: Broken Triangle
anonymous
August 20 2010, 18:22:31 UTC
I know there wasn't much falling in love happening yet, but the framework is there, yes? Once they stop bickering, they'll start liking the sex again. Hope that's ok ><. Also, here are some historical notes, just in case.
NOTES *Olivenza was a province of Portugal (who's the chick in question, in case you hadn't noticed xD) that went to Spain in 1801-- it's a sore point with them to this day. *Silesia was taken by Prussia from Austria in one of the most badass wars of the War of Succession *In the sixteenth-seventeenth centuries, Spain and Portugal's monarchs got married and ruled their two countries together (Iberian Union) *In 1807, Spain let France go through his territory to invade Portugal. But France, being all hyped up on adrenaline from the Napoleonic wars, decided to invade Spain TOO. Spain and Portugal fought back together in the Peninsular Wars. *At Jena-Auerstedt, Napoleon whipped Prussia's ass. Prussia can't quite deal with that idea-- being a nation so fixated on the military-- so he tries to forget about it.
The world cup
anonymous
June 23 2010, 15:40:41 UTC
I am asking for a request on what happens before and after some of the fifa matches.
Like the opening game between south Africa and Mexico. Or America Vs England with America showing in American football war to the dismay of his trainer? France and England going crazy after losing? Germany and Prussia getting drunk after their first victory? Brazil losing a player?
Resolving some UST in the household (Austria or Prussia/Hungary/Belgium/Spain)
anonymous
June 23 2010, 15:44:36 UTC
Just like the title says, time for these poor nations to get some, so, I want some foursome within this Hapsburg family. Think about it, you'll understand.
If you choose Austria, make references to the fact that he is married to Spain and such.
If you choose Prussia, make some stabs at the fact that Hungary and Spain are doing this behind Austria's back.
Kinks: Anything related to an orgy- partner switching, double and triple tackling, etc, please.
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I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
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America comes to stay at England's for a bit... but when it comes time for him to leave, England wants to keep him around for a bit longer - after all, who knows what he gets up to when England's not keeping an eye on him - and drugs him to make him sick, so he has no choice but to stay.
It works so well that he does it again. And again. And again, until he's just keeping him sick and taking care of him all the time. Because creeper!England is kind of hot. :D Whether or not America finds out (and how he reacts if he does) is up to you.
Bonus: Someone else finds out. What they do with this information is also up to you. :)
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He folds his newspaper and watches America, junk food sweating fat in his left hand, run a finger over the books, reeling off the titles without any of the reverence classical literature demands. No matter how many times England tries to demonstrate the importance of his library, America's reaction never varies. From Shakespeare to Golding, it's impossible for his attention to settle on anything unless it's been translated into movie format with at least four explosions scattered around a car chase, presented in three dimensional high definition. England would never have thought of a car chase in Romeo and Juliet until America proclaimed it necessary. He suspects his most beloved enemy, or hated friend, knows how much this irritates him and persists in feigned ignorance for the hell of it ( ... )
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I'm loving this so far. America wanting Holmes to blow things up and England kind of teetering on the edge of creepy is just excellent. :D
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It really is uncommonly bright today. Even the rain lifted as a courtesy for America, though the sunlight left behind is watery and drips over the garden like dew. Some of it rolls across the herbs outside the kitchen window, which are dominated by a carillon of foxglove bells. England pauses to look at them.
...a very dismal looking house amongst the foxglovesOf course it is, and America will never stay. Why would anyone? Why would anyone come to a dreary nowhere to stay with a dreary man who, as England now discovers, is burning the chicken? Perhaps this is a dose of his own medicine, which ( ... )
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So. Make them fall in love. :) And don't forget the third one and his relationship with the nation of your choice.
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Broken Triangle
Forgive the anachronistic slang. It just wouldn't be Prussia otherwise.
“I can't believe he left us for a chick.” Prussia was moody, France was resigned.
“They will be good for each other. You know, they've always been so close...”
“Bullshit!” Prussia shouted, pounding his fist on the table, and making his shot glass tower tremble precariously. France winced. He knew better than to take out the nice glasses when Prussia came over, but it had been so sudden, and he hadn't been able to find the plain ones... “Bullshit. We're good for each other.” France coughed. “We are!” And they were. It had always been the rest of the world that suffered. “Besides,” he added, getting up to pace. “She only wants him for his body.”
France raised his eyebrows. “She does! You know she'd do anything to get Olivenza back. Stupid slut.” France let that one slide. After all, she had been around, and if the rumors about her colonies were true... “Besides, ( ... )
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NOTES
*Olivenza was a province of Portugal (who's the chick in question, in case you hadn't noticed xD) that went to Spain in 1801-- it's a sore point with them to this day.
*Silesia was taken by Prussia from Austria in one of the most badass wars of the War of Succession
*In the sixteenth-seventeenth centuries, Spain and Portugal's monarchs got married and ruled their two countries together (Iberian Union)
*In 1807, Spain let France go through his territory to invade Portugal. But France, being all hyped up on adrenaline from the Napoleonic wars, decided to invade Spain TOO. Spain and Portugal fought back together in the Peninsular Wars.
*At Jena-Auerstedt, Napoleon whipped Prussia's ass. Prussia can't quite deal with that idea-- being a nation so fixated on the military-- so he tries to forget about it.
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Like the opening game between south Africa and Mexico. Or America Vs England with America showing in American football war to the dismay of his trainer? France and England going crazy after losing? Germany and Prussia getting drunk after their first victory? Brazil losing a player?
Bouns1. make it cracky
bonus2. any paring
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If you choose Austria, make references to the fact that he is married to Spain and such.
If you choose Prussia, make some stabs at the fact that Hungary and Spain are doing this behind Austria's back.
Kinks: Anything related to an orgy- partner switching, double and triple tackling, etc, please.
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