Rome/Germania -- Goats hetalia_kinkMay 17 2011, 14:17:58 UTC
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I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
fem!Prussia/little!Germany - breastfeeding
anonymous
May 17 2011, 14:20:12 UTC
After the baby nation finally wanders into her hands, fem!Prussia becomes very protective over Germany. She refuses to let humans take care of the little!nation and raises him herself, including the breastfeeding.
Bonus 1: Germany gets extremely embarrassed as a teen or adult when Prussia mentions the breastfeeding - often done to tease him or make him feel uncomfortable. Bonus 2: Germancest. I don't know how, but if you make it work, I would love you forever, a!a. Bonus 3 (in partial connection to the previous bonus, but can be observed as a completely separate bonus): When Germany (as a child or... even teen) feels very distressed and in need of comfort, he goes to Prussia to, well, suck on her breasts, as he finds solace in it.
Nursing [2/5]
anonymous
June 24 2011, 13:36:52 UTC
*****
It had taken a bit longer that Maria was happy with, but the maid had pulled through. Returning with some odd bottle-cork-straw contraption that was filled with milk. Maria didn't ask where the milk came from and the maid tactfully offered no explanation. She simply explained that she would provide more of those bottles as needed.
Still. Maria wasn't one to give up, so every time Ludwig cried to be fed, she brought him to her breast which he promptly latched on to.
Some two weeks after she had started attempting to feed the baby, Maria had finally began to lactate. Shrieking in delight she held Ludwig's head close as he nursed, her heart feeling as though it might burst in her joy. He was nursing from her! Now she didn't need that silly maid's help with preparing those decidedly horrifying contraptions for Ludwig, she could just feed him, herself
( ... )
Nursing [3/5]
anonymous
June 24 2011, 13:39:13 UTC
*****
"Baby brother~!" Maria cried, bouncing from her bedroom, through the hall and into Ludwig's bedroom, her hair a tangled mess.
"What is it, Maria?" he asked quietly, looking up from his desk to see his rather naked sister standing in his doorway.
She crossed her arms under her chest, puffing her cheeks out, "Oi, stop working so hard and pay attention to me." she whined. "You used to come to my bed every night and sleep with me."
"Not every night." he replied, gaze returning to the papers on his desk.
"Okay, fine. Every night you wanted to suck on my awesome breasts." she pouted and reached up to cup a breast in each hand, staring down at them with an almost forlorn expression. "Did you find better nipples, baby brother?"
Ludwig's head jerked up to stare at Maria, eyes wide and cheeks glowing in embarrassment. "W-what?" he sputtered, eyes flickering to her cupped breasts and then back up to her pout.
"I said, did you find better nipples? You used to love sucking on mine!" Maria spoke without a hint of shame, a small frown
( ... )
America/Canada/Fem England/Japan/France: DVDA
anonymous
May 17 2011, 14:20:54 UTC
Exactly what's on the tin. America and Canada double team Fem England fromthe front, Japan and France double team her from the back. Consensual, hot smut, please!
Bonus one focusing on how the guys can feel each other's cocks while inside England.
Bonus two this is the group's answer on who England should be dating/fucking.
Any/any invisible
anonymous
May 17 2011, 14:24:50 UTC
Nation A randomly finds themselves invisible. Looking for humor and/or angst. If someone can come up with a reason why Nation A is invisible, that'd be awesome, but logical reason is not necessary.
Bonus: fail!sex due to invisibility. Bonus: America ghost freak-out. (even if he is the invisible one)
Note: please, anon is looking for actual invisibility, not "who?"
A Taste of Honey [1a/?]
anonymous
June 17 2011, 22:29:59 UTC
[size=2]Presenting England and America. Title from Beatles song: A Taste of Honey (original, right? OTL) Hope OP enjoys![/size][size=1]Damn character length...[/size
( ... )
A Taste of Honey [1b/?]
anonymous
June 17 2011, 22:31:07 UTC
coding fail above, please ignore -cough“Indeed,” England replied, and the tea cup stopped in front of him. “I assure you, I’m not a ghost. A ghost cannot interact with its environment. A ghost can be seen,” he stressed
( ... )
Re: A Taste of Honey [1b/?]
anonymous
June 18 2011, 03:59:56 UTC
This is shaping to be great, anon!! Really great. Two gems as of now:
“Perhaps with a little less screaming. They are British after all.” and “Isn’t it awesome? Congress agreed on it and everything.” Well, kind of. Maybe. They weren’t allowed to use the name on official documents or in public in case of jealousy from other countries. America could understand that
Those lines had me loling like crazy. Also: . That was as much of a yes as you would get from him. He had a habit of dancing around a topic and refusing to commit to something. That's my England XD
Switzerland/N. Italy - Italian
anonymous
May 17 2011, 14:31:21 UTC
I'm requesting something humorous... It doesn't have to have smut, please.
Prompt: Switzerland tries to speak with North Italy in Italian. He does well, but Veneciano only can remember that sketches of "TV Svizzera" (see an example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2zO269oT5o) and Switzerland being Hubert.
B: Fail!Italian in Switzerland. Per favore and all that stuff.
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I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
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Bonus 1: Germany gets extremely embarrassed as a teen or adult when Prussia mentions the breastfeeding - often done to tease him or make him feel uncomfortable.
Bonus 2: Germancest. I don't know how, but if you make it work, I would love you forever, a!a.
Bonus 3 (in partial connection to the previous bonus, but can be observed as a completely separate bonus): When Germany (as a child or... even teen) feels very distressed and in need of comfort, he goes to Prussia to, well, suck on her breasts, as he finds solace in it.
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It had taken a bit longer that Maria was happy with, but the maid had pulled through. Returning with some odd bottle-cork-straw contraption that was filled with milk. Maria didn't ask where the milk came from and the maid tactfully offered no explanation. She simply explained that she would provide more of those bottles as needed.
Still. Maria wasn't one to give up, so every time Ludwig cried to be fed, she brought him to her breast which he promptly latched on to.
Some two weeks after she had started attempting to feed the baby, Maria had finally began to lactate. Shrieking in delight she held Ludwig's head close as he nursed, her heart feeling as though it might burst in her joy. He was nursing from her! Now she didn't need that silly maid's help with preparing those decidedly horrifying contraptions for Ludwig, she could just feed him, herself ( ... )
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"Baby brother~!" Maria cried, bouncing from her bedroom, through the hall and into Ludwig's bedroom, her hair a tangled mess.
"What is it, Maria?" he asked quietly, looking up from his desk to see his rather naked sister standing in his doorway.
She crossed her arms under her chest, puffing her cheeks out, "Oi, stop working so hard and pay attention to me." she whined. "You used to come to my bed every night and sleep with me."
"Not every night." he replied, gaze returning to the papers on his desk.
"Okay, fine. Every night you wanted to suck on my awesome breasts." she pouted and reached up to cup a breast in each hand, staring down at them with an almost forlorn expression. "Did you find better nipples, baby brother?"
Ludwig's head jerked up to stare at Maria, eyes wide and cheeks glowing in embarrassment. "W-what?" he sputtered, eyes flickering to her cupped breasts and then back up to her pout.
"I said, did you find better nipples? You used to love sucking on mine!" Maria spoke without a hint of shame, a small frown ( ... )
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Bonus one focusing on how the guys can feel each other's cocks while inside England.
Bonus two this is the group's answer on who England should be dating/fucking.
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Bonus: fail!sex due to invisibility.
Bonus: America ghost freak-out. (even if he is the invisible one)
Note: please, anon is looking for actual invisibility, not "who?"
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“Perhaps with a little less screaming. They are British after all.” and “Isn’t it awesome? Congress agreed on it and everything.” Well, kind of. Maybe. They weren’t allowed to use the name on official documents or in public in case of jealousy from other countries. America could understand that
Those lines had me loling like crazy. Also: . That was as much of a yes as you would get from him. He had a habit of dancing around a topic and refusing to commit to something. That's my England XD
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Prompt: Switzerland tries to speak with North Italy in Italian. He does well, but Veneciano only can remember that sketches of "TV Svizzera" (see an example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2zO269oT5o) and Switzerland being Hubert.
B: Fail!Italian in Switzerland. Per favore and all that stuff.
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