I'm a hero, baby. So why don't you kill me.

May 07, 2009 16:33

I'm sorry I type a lot.


It's All About YOU

Name or Nickname:
Lulu, Jules, Louie, Pie--I have fucking tons.
Gender:
Female.

What do you LOVE?:
I love food. Seriously, that's always the first thing to come to mind because I fucking love eating. I also love funny people and trolling people on the internet. And drawing terrible, terrible things. I figure anyone who frequents the anonmeme would know that I am a terrible person.
I guess I also like old buildings and whatever? They're so cool to look at!
And what do you HATE?:
One thing that gets me is people who put their change as far away from me as possible so I have to sprawl my entire 5'1" body across the counter just to get it. C'mon, it won't kill you to extend your arm a little, dammit. My hands may be dirty from all the money-touching, but it's not like I'm a goddamn AIDS-ridden hobo.

ALSO, people who jibber-jabber on their goddamn yupppie bluetooth ear things. Seriously, if you're SITTING DOWN on a BUS and your HANDS ARE TOTALLY FREE, then you really don't need that shit. Also, you look like a complete moron. It's even worse when you're at a grocery store buying, say, A LONE TOMATO and you're yelling into your earpiece "TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS, TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS" and the cashier(me) is just going "Why the fuck would I do that--oh you have that gay piece of shit on your ear." Seriously, guys. Don't fucking wear it unless you're driving or if your HANDS ARE FULL.

Actually, keep doing that so I have something to rage about.

WAIT, I HAVE MORE. People who type "teh" instead of "the" on purpose. Or just add "eh" to the end of every word possible. For example: "I likeh da peanutteh tasteh treatzeh" or something else as borderline retarded as that.

TL;DR "FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK"

Strengths and Weaknesses:
Sorry, I altered this part a little because I go back and forth.
I like to think I'm a little bit funny and good at drawing dumbshit, but at the same time I really don't. I'm not good ENOUGH. Jesus christ, just look at all those ridiculously good 15-year-old artists. WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD.

And after typing that, I suppose I'm not particularly confident in my abilities and I can get jealous of other people really easily. I'm also really shy, but it doesn't take too long for me to come out of my shell. However, I don't really know how to filter the good shit from the bad shit, so I tend to say a lot of really stupid things. Especially to kids. I'd be like "Hey, Bobby, your mom is a fucking fox."

... In this case, I guess one of my strengths would be being too cute to punch in the face.

Uhm... I'm really good at cuddling. That is, if you like cuddling someone who is practically a midget.

Hobbies:
I like drawing stupid shit and being a jerk on the internet. :/ I don't really have a life aside from that. Oh wait, I badtouch Americans in my spare time.
Favourite Colour:
I keep picking red because I'm such a faggot for my own country, but at the same time I really, really like green.
What is your favourite food?:
EVERYTHNG TASTY.
Favourite Country (without taking Hetalia into consideration):
As a somewhat patriotic Canadian, I'm going to have to say... I love Japan, period!
Mature or Childish?:
I think it really depends on who I'm with. For example, if I am at a convention, you can bet I'm going to be that dumbass kid dryhumping all my favourite characters (no not really).
If I'm with a small group of teenagers who may or may not be smarter than me, but definitely more naive than me because of their lack of experience in life... Then yes. I will be the mature one. Outside of conventions and close friends, I'm pretty reserved.
Would you prefer to lead or follow?:
Follow, unless I'm in a group of completely useless people. Then I'll take the lead.

Let's Talk HETALIA
Favourite Character and WHY:
G-Germany. I don't know. He's so manly and and... so manly. I know Turkey and Rome are fucking manly too, but it's just not the same. And they even have FACIAL HAIR. I guess I just have a thing for blondes! Except I don't. ; 3 ; I'm so conflicted. I just like drawing Germany, okay? ; 3 ; Is that so bad?
Is there a certain strip that really sticks out for you?:
The Valentine's strips. Seriously.
Hamburgers or Tea OR MAPLE SYRUP?:
ALL OF THE ABOVE. In a chat, I was talking about pancake burgers. You'd get two pancakes and throw some, iunno, breakfast sausage patties on and then drizzle some fucking maple syrup on there and then ohhhh godddd eattt it. Maybe throw a fried egg in there too. Godddd, so good. I really, really wish I had some breakfast sausages. Right now.
Who dresses the best in the series? ♥:
Spain. In his matador getup.
America/Alfred wants to watch a scary movie! Which one would you pick?:
NONE. I can't stand scary movies, not even the trailers. ;___; The trailers are so scary.
How about a favourite ship/couple?:
G-Germany and Italy... Sh-shut up. ; 3 ; They're so cute and stupid. Even though Germany is obviously the smarter of the two, at the same time he seems so INEXPERIENCED with life and doesn't even get all these simple relationshippy things, which Italy is a total expert in. Oh Germany, you are just a big kitty at heart ; 3 ; <33

AND A LITTLE MORE~
Do you believe in spirits or ghosts?:
I doubt myself a lot. I think I'm pretty undecided on this. I'm scared of the unknown, I guess.
You're at war! Do you take the enemy head-on with full force or lay back and take time to tactically move your forces?:
I DON'T KNOW? WHICH ONE IS BETTER?
You have to be transported to a deserted island! Oh no! You're allowed to take three items; what are these items?:
Food, deoderant and... some form of alcoholic beverage.
Please describe how you look or share a picture if you have one:
DO I EVER.


Any final words?:
I'm such a goddamn fucking nerd.
Would you be so kind as to link those surveys you voted on before posting this?:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia_rate/236204.html
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia_rate/233008.html
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia_rate/235794.html

Oh, can I see your vital regions?:
Will I get banned if I post porn here?

stamped!s.italy, !stamped

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