THE PROVISIONAL NTH + 2

[hetalianon_meme]

WHOOPS.
IP-LOGGING IN EFFECT.

0. Sorry for being MIA. :);
1. Use if needed.
2. Post anonymously or not. Do whatever.
3. Try and keep wank to a minimum, yes? I have faith in you guys, though. (:

4. ???

5. GOD, GOLD, GLORY PROFIT

Comments

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[bubbleteatime]

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[bubbleteatime]

But you can't have cancer.

[bubbleteatime]

I...

I'm not in love with you.

[anyongsoo]

That's the problem, you see. I don't have enough love points to keep my cancerous cells at bay.

[ LOUD DRAMATIC SIGH ]

[ spreads out his arms ]

I have no choice then. I shall die a tragic lonely man, with no adoring fans nor family.

[bubbleteatime]

[ not hugging you ]

I always thought it worked the other way around. You know, boy meets girl, boy turns out to be terminal, boy and girl spend their last days together presented in a montage of them flying kites, riding bikes, enduring chemotherapy...?

[anyongsoo]

That was so early 2000, Taiwan. I'm starting a new trend of cliches now, I bet they'll net me lots of awards for me in the Oscars!