THE PROVISIONAL NTH + 1

[hetalianon_meme]

... WOW, SERIOUSLY?
IP-LOGGING IN EFFECT.

1. Use if needed.
2. Post anonymously or not. Do whatever.
3. Try and keep wank to a minimum, yes? I have faith in you guys, though. (:

4. ???

5. GOD, GOLD, GLORY PROFIT

Comments

<3!

[king_o_monsters]

[lets the cute comment slide, squints at your store prices]

[...]

[sets down a large chunk of solid gold near your shop, salivating]

ilu2

[bubbleteatime]

Aiyaaa! I don't think I can make that much right now. But thank you!

... tell you what? My bubble tea? You can have as much as you want forever.

[king_o_monsters]

[lets out a triumphant roar!]

[picks up your local competitors..]

[AND THROWS THEM INTO THE OCEAN]

[happy dance]

[bubbleteatime]

[aww yeah! new bff! dances with--]

[WOAH WOAH HEY MAN SHE'S FALLING ALL OVER]

Uhhh, you can stop dancing now!

[king_o_monsters]

[complies and stops dancing]

[picks up a bus and rips off a tire to merrily chew on - so delighted!]

Grrrnnn~♥!

[bubbleteatime]

[y-yeah you keep doing that]

[oh yeah. She tries to yell over the sound of his chewing.]

Um, Godzilla! Are you gonna avail of our special offer? Even though it's late and I didn't give you a receipt...

[king_o_monsters]

[lies really low again, grinning with hopeful eyes][Yes please!]

[...What's a receipt?]