THE PROVISIONAL NTH + 1

[hetalianon_meme]

... WOW, SERIOUSLY?
IP-LOGGING IN EFFECT.

1. Use if needed.
2. Post anonymously or not. Do whatever.
3. Try and keep wank to a minimum, yes? I have faith in you guys, though. (:

4. ???

5. GOD, GOLD, GLORY PROFIT

Comments

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/29991.html?thread=286500903#t286500903

[bubbleteatime]

... Kisses don't make you pregnant, 姐姐.

[king_o_monsters]

[doesn't remember]

Grrr...GREEEAAAHH!!
[I am here... BECAUSE I AM THE POWERFUL LORD OF MONSTERS!]

[formosakid]

Huh. I always thought you didn't really exist. [looks thoughtful for a moment] Well, I guess anything can happen here.

[king_o_monsters]

[beats chest proudly]

REEEAAAAIIIIAAAGHHH!!
[I EXIST A HUNDRED FOLD MORE THAN YOU DO, MORSEL!]

[PLOWS THROUGH ROWS OF BUILDINGS WITH HIS TAIL, SETS PLANES ON FIRE]

[ANYTHING INDEED!]

[formosakid]

Yeah, sure, whatever. You're really mighty and powerful and stuff, but try not to make a mess, 'kay?

you just have to ask ;3;

[bubbleteatime]

Hey, it's Godzilla! How's it going?

Pleaaaase? ;o;

[king_o_monsters]

[gently places the empty and slightly battered bubble tea cup by your feet]

[rolls over a few times in glee before looking back up at you, tail wagging][Hello, Taiwan!]

;u;

[bubbleteatime]

[picks up the bubble tea, sighs]

Aww, gee, you didn't have to...

[watches you roll over and smiles] You know, for a monster, you're pretty cute. Do you want another cup?

<3!

[king_o_monsters]

[lets the cute comment slide, squints at your store prices]

[...]

[sets down a large chunk of solid gold near your shop, salivating]

ilu2

[bubbleteatime]

Aiyaaa! I don't think I can make that much right now. But thank you!

... tell you what? My bubble tea? You can have as much as you want forever.

[king_o_monsters]

[lets out a triumphant roar!]

[picks up your local competitors..]

[AND THROWS THEM INTO THE OCEAN]

[happy dance]

[bubbleteatime]

[aww yeah! new bff! dances with--]

[WOAH WOAH HEY MAN SHE'S FALLING ALL OVER]

Uhhh, you can stop dancing now!

[king_o_monsters]

[complies and stops dancing]

[picks up a bus and rips off a tire to merrily chew on - so delighted!]

Grrrnnn~♥!

[bubbleteatime]

[y-yeah you keep doing that]

[oh yeah. She tries to yell over the sound of his chewing.]

Um, Godzilla! Are you gonna avail of our special offer? Even though it's late and I didn't give you a receipt...

[king_o_monsters]

[lies really low again, grinning with hopeful eyes][Yes please!]

[...What's a receipt?]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/29991.html?thread=286500903#t286500903

[formosaplum]

People still think that way, other me?