DID YOU MISS ME? (think carefully)

[heterodog]

SO YESTERDAY was Holy Innocents' Day and I did NOTHING to celebrate it. ALAS, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.

Thus instead of some terrible prank I bring you a VERY SERIOUS QUESTION which is very much not safe for work so the rest of this post will go under a cut.

Comments

[caffeinic]

[heterodog]

I AM USING THE MOST TERRIBLE ICON I HAVE IF WE TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE CONTEXT.

[caffeinic]

So now I'm imagining your icon and those panels and

Yes

[heterodog]

How much more terrible do I make it if I mention Mowgli?

[heterodog]

... the dog is a dog in every aspect except when you tell it to "beg" it rapes you.

I'm not even kidding.

[heterodog]

IN A TERRIBLE DYSTOPIAN FUTURE A YOUNG MAN WANTS TO DO RESEARCH TO HEAL THE WORLD. HE STARTS WORKING FOR A RENOWNED SCIENTIST.

But then the scientist doesn't care much for research and uses him as a sex toy instead.

Here :D!

[slipout]

. . . who leaves you alone with the internet

[heterodog]

I was bored and the internet was there :(

[slipout]

that doesn't mean you have to test rule 34. we all know it's true.

[heterodog]

I didn't mean to, it just kind of happened.

[stigmatize]

[heterodog]

YOU CLICKED THE CUT WILLINGLY. NO ONE MADE YOU!!

[stigmatize]

is it bad that my first thought was 'well SOMEONE obviously isn't even including the three laws of robotics here'?

[heterodog]

TECHNICALLY it didn't go against any of the three laws. It was just obeying a (faulty) previous order by a higher ranked human.

[darknightrain]

Remind me why we're friends?

[heterodog]

I was in the right place at the right time and we disliked the same people.

[darknightrain]

...

Yeah I guess that works.

[heterodog]

I love you :D ♥