you know they don't give a fuck about anybody else.

[hethoughtofcars]

there is something quite maddening about the auto-flush toilets of silicon valley. perhaps a relic of heady days past, these yahooligans shoot first and ask questions later. thus, to avoid a premature bidet-esque experience, one must construct a sort of shield from seat cover tissue, and drape it, slow-like, over the hawkish infrared eye. you feel

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[redliner]

The toilets are the same at Amazon.com, if it's of any comfort. Can you translate this for me: Mwng?

[hethoughtofcars]

mane.

i wouldn't try any phrases on me yet; they only played two from that record.