divine invitation.

[hethoughtofcars]

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greatest invitation ever

[wisedumb]

except you could have threatened to smite whomever did not bother to show up.

Oh shit, you are officially DEUCE-DEUCE.

In other news, ALHS is turning into BOSTONFUCKINPUBLIC.

On 2/21 Friday, a teacher had a nervous breakdown in her bungalow after a student in a System of a Down t-shirt corrected her pronounciation of "stethnography." Use of profanity as well as the slapping of a security guard ensued thereafter. Other rumors include the teacher slapping herself silly akin to the of style Jack from Fight Club, manic crying, pounding of the floor, and a tornado of papers flying.

The teacher is now "on leave."
WHAT A CRAZY, INSECURE BITCH.

True story.

yo, i shit you not

[wisedumb]

Best believe there is an entire online community dedicated to the one and only Teva the Flava:

http://www.daflaava.net/

OH FO SHO.

[kw34hd1]

that is the best flyer ever.

-j

[dantoffey]

i understand this has not been updated for over a year and a half, BUT...

if only because its the way it should be, you need to join the Alan Feldman LJ community.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/alanfeldman/

so DO IT.

[beforetheflood]

Hey. Noticed you’re a Billy Wilder fan. I just started a community, so I’m harassing a lot of people to get members. Check out our info, and see if you’d be interested.

Billy Wilder

Thanks,
Nick