Patent Pending....

[hettie_p]

I have a cold.

My head is stuffy and my nose is runny.

Which begs the question... why hasn't anyone come up with a nose tampon?

Ok... I know it sounds gross, because the word tampon immediately sends our minds to a region of the body which is much further south. However the word TAMPON originated from the French back in the mid 19th century. It is a

Comments

[the_lo_rider]

I suspect that the reason lies in the fact that you do not shove kleenex up your nose when others are around :o)
I hate nose drippings. I wish I could shove something up my KIDS nose!

[jean_yus]

If such genius ever materializes I demand one be made for itty bitty baby noses that can't "blow" yet. Because there's been snot everywhere for weeks now.