How to Send Me Spam

[hetzakoatl]

Not that any of my friends are spammers, but I thought I would post a few notes for any would-be spammers.

First off, quit it with the "|33t" speak in your posts. If I see that crap in the subject header, it gets deleted without being looked at. Assuming such a thing gets past the Google gmail spam filter that is. The only spams that do make it

Comments

[azraelwings]

And probably the most annoying spams, but yet the most enjoyable, are the ones I get on World of WarCraft. Before Blizzard introduced an easy and fast way to report a user for being a spammer, I would get both great annoyance and great joy in getting a gold spam. No, I don't need or want someone to level up my character for me, and no I don't want any services they could offer to my guild. Fuck off and die. I took great pleasure in sending the spammer a rather carefully worded, profanity laced reply, before blocking them. I even took a page out of their book and had a file I would copy and paste, with colours that would make anyone's eyes bleed. And I wasn't worried that they would report me for breaking the EULA or AUP of WoW, because they weren't going to be around long enough for them to report me for bad language.

Yeah seriously, that's like going, "Officer! Arrest that man! He stole my drugs!"

[hetzakoatl]

Oh, I did get a lot of satisfaction from that.

Hey, are you up for doing a commission?

[ryokogal]

No, I don't need to increase the length of my penis, or make it harder, or have erections lasting "all night, every night and she'll never know".

For some reason, this is the spam I seem to get the most in my spamfilter. I love the wording on it though. It sounds like you get an incredible, long-lasting erection, and the girl doesn't even notice. Doesn't speak well of their product, does it? ;)

[hetzakoatl]

Hehehe. :) No, it doesn't speak well at all... :P What makes me laugh is the "it'll make your penis noticeably larger, but she won't know..." Say what??