i didn't think of this but im not going to source it either

[hetzjagd]

all i remember from my youth is, "drink your milk so you can grow up big and strong!"

little did Grandpa know that the milk was causing irrepairable emotional damage..

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For the most part, I can't remember the last time I was truly bored. That said, I'm still not happy.

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[hetzjagd]

Hmm really sounds like Jack Handey but who knows