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[occamschainsaw]

[The video focuses on on a rather grouchy looking man but you can just call him House. He's not impressed at all. Well, maybe a little. More bemused. He was sort of busy being brilliant and now he's here with some weird cryptic message not really explaining anything. This was either a very vivid hallucination or a very strange detour.]

Well that

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[notrosesshadow]

Well, I suppose if the cultists are going to keep throwing aliens and other monsters at us, it's only right they bring yet another doctor to the mix.

[occamschainsaw]

I'm judging you guys have a lack of doctors? Or just descent ones anyway.

How many are around?

[notrosesshadow]

Oh, I don't know. Decent seems to depend on how well you handle non-human anatomy. Let's see... we have me, Dr. Hooper, Dr. Watson, Dr. Suresh, Dr. Banner...

[She feels like she's forgetting someone else... but for the moment can't think of who.] At least five.

[occamschainsaw]

I'm willing to say pretty good, even if I usually specialise in basic anatomy. I know, weird huh? [He mental catalogues the names. Boy is he going to be making his rounds later. He needed to proper headcount.]

You? Woah, black, female and a doctor? Englands really doing it's part for political correctness. All you have to do is be a lesbian and you're the ultimate republican nightmare.

[notrosesshadow]

Then I guess I'm only partially a republican nightmare. Still, I think I'm more of a nightmare than they realize. What field do you specialize in Dr...?

[occamschainsaw]

Shame cause the lesbian angle really worked for me.

Doctor House. And I'm a diagnostician, I pretty much invented it. How awesome am I?

[notrosesshadow]

Oh I already have three egos to feed. I think four might just be over my boundaries.

[She smirks.] Diagnostician. Perhaps you'll be useful when some of our non humans get hurt. Always fun trying to figure out how to handle them. They get testy too. Seem to think their impervious to everything.

I'm Martha Jones. Dr. Jones I suppose. Specialize in trauma mostly.

[occamschainsaw]

My ego is way more important, just saying.

[He smirks right on back, he likes this one, on first impression anyway. Bit like Cuddy.] Oh goodie, the aliens and the angels, right? I already got the brief. I was told by some girl you were like the dean-- she had a name but I wasn't focusing on that, more her breasts. But she was too so that makes it okay, right?

Doctor Watson? I've heard him mentioned. A lot. Who is he?

[notrosesshadow]

Dean? Like Dean of medicine. Nope... I've just been around and keep my cool in a warzone quite well. And I know how to handle a machete. [She does however move the camera up to just her face.]

Doctor Watson has been here since before I arrived. Another trauma specialist. We need a lot of them.

[occamschainsaw]

I imagine it was just an endearing phrase, nothing serious. But if it helps, I can handle a machete. Hell, I can handle any weapon, just give me five minutes to play around. Or not. I mean machetes, arrows and guns I've got covered. Plus I'm pretty handy with my cane

[He smirks playfully and taps his cane on the floor to enforce that.]

Trauma is boring. You can handle all of that, just call me when something more interesting is happening. sick angels for example.

[notrosesshadow]

[She raises her eyebrows playfully.]

I think it'd be best we give you wooden swords and nerf guns to start out. Leave the machetes to the big girls and boys hm?

And trauma... is quite exciting when you're in the middle of a warzone. I'd like to see you make sure people are well enough to go continue fighting tentacle monsters.

The minute I have a sick angel, I'll let you know. Though I warn you, htey don't like help.

[occamschainsaw]

Is it cause I'm a cripple? Seriously, discrimination in the work place is just cruel, I assumed you'd know that. You're just lucky we don't have a HR.

[He doesn't sound at all serious but hey, he does want to play with weapons.]

Tentacle monsters aren't boring. Being a medical doctor is. Trust me, I know, I've met them. Besides, do you really think I'd excel at running around a battlefield?

I prefer not meeting my patience anyway.

[notrosesshadow]

With training I expect you'd be an excellent swordsman. And I don't want to be anywhere near you wielding a weapon.

[She yawns.] Well I guess I need to go take my boring self somewhere else then.

[occamschainsaw]

Wise plan! You're boring everyone. And by everyone, I mean me.

Though expect a call eventually, need to get some reference first.

[He just wants to make sure you'll make an okay sounding board. And no, this isn't optional. Sorry!]

[notrosesshadow]

[Don't expect a reply. For the moment. She'll just let you stew that she's not paying you attention Dr. House.]