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[notrosesshadow]

[Martha looks a little harried but otherwise concerned.]

Hello, it seems we have a new... level of excitement. Who here has been... turned into a child?

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[occamschainsaw]

I have a few less grey hairs, if that counts?

[There was kids everywhere this morning and he is so hung over. Just what the hell.]

What is this?

[notrosesshadow]

Oh Dr. House. How do you feel about putting that diagnostic brain of yours to the test?

[occamschainsaw]

If you're asking what causes deaging that isn't strictly mental then I have no idea. Have you tried magic pixies? I hear they're good at this sort of stuff.

[notrosesshadow]

That's the best you can give me? And I thought you were some genius or something.

[Yes, she may be egging him on.]

[occamschainsaw]

Genius at medicine, not this-- whatever this is. What caused this wasn't a bitchin' new disease, it's some voodoo.

[He shrugs.]

Or magic or helper elves or whatever you fancy?

[notrosesshadow]

Well, this is what we deal with. So either you'll have to learn some new tricks or become obsolete.

[occamschainsaw]

So if I continue being a doctor of medicine, I'm useless? Yikes, Lord help us when someone has a heart attack and we're all trying to find out what spell caused it.

[notrosesshadow]

[It takes some time for Martha to respond. When she does, she looks both annoyed and amused.]

If you'd like to be our only pure medical doctor that's fine. I'm still trying to figure out medical causes first before I rule them out. But if you stick to only medical things... you're going to get bored really quickly. And something tells me you don't like being bored.

[occamschainsaw]

I'm allergic to boredom. Which is why I've gotta hang up. It's really starting to affect me. [He makes a very over the top flail and pretends to sneeze.] Urgh, sorry, gotta go!

[And off he runs. Well... you sort of inspired him.]