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[onteamdyson]

sej3kjt3 sdlg SDJGH <3 <3 <3 :) sjd !!!

[Ah, there we go! The video switches on, even if part of the picture is covered by a tiny thumb. Kenzi appears to be sitting near the second floor staircase close to her room. She's very small and not happy.]

It's tooooo far! My shoe keeps undoing.

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[occamschainsaw]

Then do them up. Duuuuh.

[onteamdyson]

I'm trying!

[Hang on, she has to put the phone down.]

These fingers are so small.

[occamschainsaw]

Oh no! Now you'll just have to stay there forever.

[He throws a look of mock pity.]

Let's hope the monster doesn't eat you before you realise you can walk without shoes.

[onteamdyson]

[Holy crap, what? Monsters? She looks TERRIFIED]

I don't want to get eated! But I need my shoes!

[occamschainsaw]

Why'd you need shoes? Shoes aren't feet. You got feet, use them to run! Quick before the monster eats you!

And monsters love shoes so I'd just ditch them!

[onteamdyson]

[Oh god, House, you are scaring the hell out of her. Adult brain knows there are no monsters but right now, she's not so sure!]

But I just TIED them!

[Now she has to run. Into the nearest room. And hide. Luckily, that room is hers.]

They can't have my shoes. No WAY!

[occamschainsaw]

Well you could always fight the monster? But be careful. I mean it got me cause I had shoes on and now look. I'm a cripple. And you don't want to be a cripple.

[Look at the caaaaane. He is totally monster attacked. Believe his tales.]

Fortunately I defeated it after. I guess I haven't introduced myself. I'm House, the great monster slayer. I also do medical check ups in my spare time.

[onteamdyson]

House isn't a name. House is a House.

[Duh!] Is your BRAIN crippled?

[Ooooooh. Burn. She grins.]

I have a doctor friend! His name is Dr. Hotson.

[occamschainsaw]

House is a name, bet your names super stupid. What is it? Stupidhead?

[He pulls a face right back at you.]

Nah, yours is. You've got mush for brains!

... Watson. Hotson? Really? I suppose he does have a fatherly appeal to interested five year olds.

[onteamdyson]

NO IT'S NOT! It's KENZI! It's a so much better name than your name.

[Wow. He's good.]

I'm SIX! [She doesn't know how she knows that, she just does.] I loooooove John. He's so nice.

[occamschainsaw]

Kenzi is dumb! House is much better.

[Totally is, everyone knows it.]

Six? Woah, I'm way older than you. And you know what that means, right? Means I'm always right and you're always wrong. So there.

[onteamdyson]

Does NOT! I'm right. I'm right all the time and no one listens to me!

You're older but you're not the oldest. [She whispers that like it's some kind of secret or something]

[occamschainsaw]

Really? Oh well tell, who is older than me?

[He leans down and puts on his best conspiracy voice.]

Is it a monster?

[onteamdyson]

NO! He's not a monster even a little. He's just my Loki. I'm hiding from him!

[... Technically a monster to anyone that isn't Kenzi and he probably knows exactly where she is.]

Handy is kind of old, too! Or also way young. He's BOTH! Thor is old! Waaaaaaaaay old. Ummmm. That's it I think.

[occamschainsaw]

Loki and Thor? The norse Gods or just guys who really dig vikings? Cause I'm pretty sure that out of all religions, the dumbest was Norse. Or probably Christianity. It's a bit of a tie.

[He totally has to see these gods to believe them. And mock them.]

Well I'm still older and better than you!

[onteamdyson]

They're gods!

[She sounds pretty proud on their behalf.]

I'm not always this small. I swear. I'm bigger! [Though not by much...]

Where do you live?