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[onteamdyson]

sej3kjt3 sdlg SDJGH <3 <3 <3 :) sjd !!!

[Ah, there we go! The video switches on, even if part of the picture is covered by a tiny thumb. Kenzi appears to be sitting near the second floor staircase close to her room. She's very small and not happy.]

It's tooooo far! My shoe keeps undoing.

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[starkingenuity]

[Tormenting Loki? Oooh, sounds good. Banner's already come to collect him and stopped him from welding his hands together so now he's back in his room... He's sent Bruce to get snacks. Tony turns the door knob hard and grins out into the hall at Kenzi.]

In here!

[onteamdyson]

[If she's singing, she can't bounce or attack someone with love or ask for something. Good distraction. Best distraction!

Even if she trails off and starts telling Bruce how fancy his hair looks in Russian after a while. The change in languages confused her!]

[handyhandyhand]

[And Handy, also thrown off by the change of language, starts talking in something that was definitely not even slightly human and was very hard to understand. And comprehend how he makes some of the noises. Hey, he did remember Gallifreyan... course he mixed it up with a splash of welsh and a bit of spanish so he was following the tune.

Blue... was just saying random spanish words by the end.]

Gracias hacer bueno estar ahora bien aqui.

[starkingenuity]

[And Tony had switched into singing the song in Russian... What? The man-- Err... Kid? Knows like seven languages. Oh Bruce. Learning is not the way!]

[greenisnteasy]

[It's astounding to him how quickly this devolved. But he can play too! He sings a few lines in Hindi before the craziness just has to stop.]

Okay, okay. We do all still remember how to speak English, right? Or is that a new fresh hell this place has sprung on us?

[onteamdyson]

DA! I mean yes.

[So much giggling, Bruce. And now she's clinging to your arm because you are an older boy.]

Do you like ponies, Bruce?

Pony rhymes with Tony. You like Tonies.

[Oh god, is she getting worse? She misses her adult brain.]

Handy likes pizza bagles.

[handyhandyhand]

Course he likes Tonies! Everyone likes them. I mean everyone called Tony, they must be nice.

I know two tonies and they're both cool. The other Tony let me eat anywhere though.

[Mini glare, Tony. You're too strict!]

Can I touch your hair now Bruce?! I'm all clean! Is it springy like Momo's

[starkingenuity]

Who's Momo?

[Jeez Handy, electronics are not for eating over! Why can't you get this! It's why NASA's labs have technicians that wear white, static free jumpsuits! He snorts and watches the other two fuss over Bruce. His Bruce. He's not jealous and he's not a baby, he doesn't have to slobber all over everything!]

[greenisnteasy]

[He has no idea who Momo is, but if he did, Bruce would say his hair's better. But not in front of the children, really.]

You'll have to touch it and let me know. [He inclines his head to Handy, and he gives Kenzi a smile.]

Ponies are okay. They're kind of smelly, honestly.

[onteamdyson]

[Just okay? She pouts. Bruce obviously isn't her soul mate.

Which is why she bounces away from him and sits right beside (practically on top of) Tony.]

Can you still be my hero if you're too small for the robot costume?

[handyhandyhand]

Mohinder! Mohinder is Momo and he's a sheep person.

[Handy feels and pets and-- Mohinders is better. Sorry Bruce. But he does like it, he's pretty much petting like someone would a baby lamb at a petting zoo. Once finished, he drops down neatly beside Bruce, very pleased.]

You're a sheep person too, you two should hang out. He's smart too, smart people are awesome.

[starkingenuity]

It's not a costume. It's a suit of armor. And yeah, duh, obviously I'm totally still your hero.

[He's very puffed up at this. Thank you, Kenzi.]

[greenisnteasy]

Oh, Mohinder. Yeah, he's pretty awesome.

[He smiles at Handy, and then Tony saying he's a hero and he's all teeny! Bruce is going to melt from adorable.]

A knight in shining armor, no less.

[onteamdyson]

I like sheep! You count them to fall asleep. [She suddenly sits up, wide-eyed] BUT I'M NOT TIRED!

[Just making sure everyone knows that. Okay. Settling back near her hero again. His arm is way smaller than Bruce's arm but it's still okay to cling to.

She whispers...]

I wonder if Loki knows I'm gone yet.

[handyhandyhand]

Sheep are pretty cool but very dangerous.

In 1212 sheep first arrived on Earth and proceeded to dominate and destroy the innocent citizens till they were finally tamed by Abe Lincoln. Now they are our servants and we eat them. My sheep I dream of are electric.

[Oh Blue, fantastic at spouting rubbish.]

[starkingenuity]

He probably does. Because he's Loki. And--

[Handy!]

Where is he coming up with these facts, Handy? I didn't program him with that information and even you're too smart for that!