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[beenunmade]

[ Feed flickers on and Clint nearly tumbles out of the air vent and scrambles for something to cover himself up. Now he knows how Bruce feels when the Hulk is unleashed...only on a slightly smaller scale....'m gonna go out on a limb here to say not everyone is as fortunate as I right now? 'm uh...so how's everyone doing? Mischief still happenin

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[greenisnteasy]

Whatever.

[He's mostly kidding.]

[beenunmade]

Uh huh. Don't go native on me, doc.

[ Everyone else is. ]

[greenisnteasy]

I'll try to lay off the rocket shoes.

[beenunmade]

That was all Tony's idea.

[greenisnteasy]

No kidding.

I'm glad you're taller now and capable of making decisions that aren't entirely sugar-and-shiny-object-based.

[beenunmade]

I dunno. Those were what my decisions were typically based on. [ He's joking...maybe. ]

Have you jus' been corralling kids this entire time?

[greenisnteasy]

[He sighs. Sorry he's something of a crank pot, but it's mostly all sarcasm!]

Pretty much. You guys aren't easy to corral. You realize you're totally a designated adult now and I'm foisting responsibility onto you asap, right?

[beenunmade]

[ It's okay. Clint likes sarcasm, Brucey. ]

'm surprised you're alive after forty-eight hours of this. And oh no no. Children and me don't mix. All I carry are sharp, pointy things that can kill them in less than a minute.

[greenisnteasy]

No fair! I literally caught you with my own two arms, Clint. I saved your life.

[beenunmade]

Knives...guns...totally good gear for babysitting, doc.

You got curly hair and puppy-dog looks. They'll like you better and 'mmmmmm...gonna see if I can take a recovery team out to gather more supplies.

[greenisnteasy]

[He wrinkles his nose. Puppy dog looks?]

Fine, I guess. If you have to do other responsible adult things.

[beenunmade]

[ You look like a puppy, Clint's sure anyone would agree. ]

'll help where I can. Don't want you goin' crazy on us.