Won a battle of wits with my Philosophy teacher ( Read more... )

My philosophy professor says that he assumes that half the class will fail, in fact he sees it as his job. Goes out of his way to insult my intelligence tongue in cheek style. That class will come down to a battle of wills ( Read more... )

Christmas came out better than expected ( Read more... )

My phones down for the most part. Hopefully Ill be getting a new one here soon, but who can really say. If you need to get a hold of me, you can leave a message, Ill check them as best I can, send me an email, or leave on for me off this journal entry. Sorry :(

Back during the creation of the earth there was a conversation between man and god. It went something like this ( Read more... )

"Goddamit Shane I'm trying to do my job here, if you want something to do, I dunno, go get someone else pregnant ( Read more... )

So I'm compiling a list of things that I need to start doing in order to finish before I die. I would appreciate input on your guys behalf ( Read more... )

You guys are pathetic! I mean here I am hinting at something that should have you nipping at the bait like a pack of rabbid dogs! Common, I love you guys for you ability to get nosey and personal, to ask questions which are embarassing and more than likely none of your buisiness. Im not mad, Im just...dissapointed.

I am in a great mood. I am happy, possibly happier than Ive been constantly for the last few months. Things certainly seem to be going in my favor. This makes me very nervous...

Well it’s been a while since I put up any real updates so I’ll try to get about two months worth in here. I’m afraid I’ll have to do it in Iambic Pentameter, for you plebeians, that’s Dr.Suess style.

I’ve been very busy

My life isn’t exactly easy

But I cant complain, cause life itself is good

While girls are still a problem

I don’t have the drive to ( Read more... )