[ The gear comes on to show a way-too-close-up of a Teddiursa. HELLO JOHTO. ♥ Clover loves you~ And you love her back, don't you? DON'T YOU.
Oh, good. Glad to hear we're on the same page. By the way, do you want to see what her silly trainer is doing? Okay! She turns around the gear to give you a good view of where she is....yep, not too far from the infamous Sudowoodo on the outskirts of Violet. This will totally end well.
Oh, and there's her trainer. Yep, that awkward kid. Hi, trainer~ What's he doing? ]
I think it should be around here, if I'm reading this right.... [ Fiddling with some scrawled notes! Somebody gave him a map to the Sudowoodo....without warning him. Sob.
He starts walking off in the right direction, and Clover (and the camera) follow! AND THERE IT IS. Junpei goes up to inspect the thing. ]
Why was Santa so excited about this? I told him it was just a goddamn tree......
[ Famous last words, Junpei, because now you're getting a fist. In the face. alskdjfksdlj ow. He's down for the count, and that...upsets Clover. Greatly. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, STUPID GEAR. ffff she's now attacking it all out, until she manages to turn it off. ]
[ A number of hours later, the camera comes back on again. CLOVER'S SORRY; SHE DIDN'T MEAN THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS. SHE LOVES YOU, REALLY. Turns out her trainer's still alive and all, if recovering in the Poke Center, and now she's back to being a camera hog.
...Please don't mind the loud cursing in the background. S-sigh. A few moments later, Clover's love affair is interrupted by Junpei taking away the Gear to send his own message. Hmph, so rude...
He looks like a complete mess, by the way. His left eye is black, thanks to bruising. But at least his broken nose has been all bandaged up? Oh, and he also looks pissed. ]
.....If anyone sees a punk kid with silvery-white hair, would you do me a favor and punch him in the nose for me?
Thanks.