Remember When...1.When me and Kristen video taped ourselves getting trashed and I looked like a turtle and told the world my middle name was fun
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Alright Ashley. I Thought We Promised We Werent Gonna Talk About That Shit Dawg?
Because You Know What? Im Gonna Be Fine. Thank God Im Taking My Medication. Or Else, Some Shit Would So Go Wrong.
And Yes, I AM Going To Take Cory Dunns Virginity, Just Because He Drives An SUV, Doesnt Mean He Aint Good In The Sack. But Hey, Well Find That Out On Wednesday Now Wont We.
Dude, enough talk about Taco Bell. Come on, just because it's everyone we hang out withs favorite resturant and I've never been there doesn't mean shit. So fuck off.
Dude Cory wants you to take his V. He's fucking all over that shit. He told me man, he was like "dude I want nice tits to take my V." and I was like "oh yeah man, she fucking wants to wicked bad."
Me And You Are Going On A Date Tonight. Well, Acually Soon. Whenever The Fucking Nigger Gets Back From Lowell, Where He Enjoys Going So He Can Hang Out With All Of His "I Think Im Black Friends" But You Know What. Fuck Tony Crowe. And You Know Fuck Tony Crowe Junior. Because They Both Suck. And They Are Both Black. Tony Isnt Good For You.
Just Because You Look At Pictures Of Tony Crowe At Wedding And Say "WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING A TRENCHCOAT" Doesnt Mean Shit Dawg. I Dont Know What You Were Thinking. But It Was A Fucking Tux. Maybe Me, You And Him Will Have To Have A Discussion About That At A Later Date.
Hey Girl What About When We Went Skinny Dipping At The Camp? And When We Met The Twins? When We Thought That Girl Was A Boy? When We Got Lost On The Way To The Bathrooms Everynight? When I Led Us Into Those Peoples Yards Cuz I Thought It Was The Way Home? When We Got Stuck On The Ride At 6 Flags? When You Yelled At Me Cuz I Ate My IceCream Too Sexually? When We Decided Jay Was Really A Girl And That's Why He Won't Call Me? When You Spazzed Out On The Bed And Screamed *Sisi I'm Having A Seizure!*? When That Old Man Kept Hitting On Us? When We Played Baseball Quite Horribly With My Brothers And You Ran The Wrong Way? When My Skirt Ripped Off My Ass While We Were Riding Our Bikes? When You Fell On The Swing? When My Skirt Was Tucked In My Underwear And We Were Going Out To Eat? When We Kept Staring Out Our *Number 1* Waiting For The Ride? When Those Boys Sang *Slow Motion* To Us? When You Were At My House And You Though Deny Was Denny? LoL I Love You CALL ME SOMETIME BIOTCH! 5820699! <3
Oh man Staci.. that was such a fucking halarious week. LOL... The twins. "Did you girls find the bathroom?" "THAT WAS YOU?" and when we were going to kick the girls ass because we thought she lied to us about where the bathroom was..LOL. I love you and I will call you. <3
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Just Because I Want Cory Dunn. Doesnt Mean Shit. Were In Love. Even Though He Doesnt Know My Name. But You Know What. I Dont Care Anymore.
Hey Dawg, Maybe Hell He Working When We Go Tonight. That Would So Be The Shit.
I Love You. And Your Fucked Up Life.
Goodnight.
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So yeah dude, you guys are basically going to fuck.
Maybe if you weren't STD infested it would be much more fun.
I love you.
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Because You Know What? Im Gonna Be Fine. Thank God Im Taking My Medication. Or Else, Some Shit Would So Go Wrong.
And Yes, I AM Going To Take Cory Dunns Virginity, Just Because He Drives An SUV, Doesnt Mean He Aint Good In The Sack. But Hey, Well Find That Out On Wednesday Now Wont We.
With Love,
Taco Bell.
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Dude Cory wants you to take his V. He's fucking all over that shit. He told me man, he was like "dude I want nice tits to take my V." and I was like "oh yeah man, she fucking wants to wicked bad."
I love you KC.
With love,
Cynthia.
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Me And You Are Going On A Date Tonight. Well, Acually Soon. Whenever The Fucking Nigger Gets Back From Lowell, Where He Enjoys Going So He Can Hang Out With All Of His "I Think Im Black Friends" But You Know What. Fuck Tony Crowe. And You Know Fuck Tony Crowe Junior. Because They Both Suck. And They Are Both Black. Tony Isnt Good For You.
Just Because You Look At Pictures Of Tony Crowe At Wedding And Say "WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING A TRENCHCOAT" Doesnt Mean Shit Dawg. I Dont Know What You Were Thinking. But It Was A Fucking Tux. Maybe Me, You And Him Will Have To Have A Discussion About That At A Later Date.
With Love,
Nice Tits.
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What About When We Went Skinny Dipping At The Camp?
And When We Met The Twins?
When We Thought That Girl Was A Boy?
When We Got Lost On The Way To The Bathrooms Everynight?
When I Led Us Into Those Peoples Yards Cuz I Thought It Was The Way Home?
When We Got Stuck On The Ride At 6 Flags?
When You Yelled At Me Cuz I Ate My IceCream Too Sexually?
When We Decided Jay Was Really A Girl And That's Why He Won't Call Me?
When You Spazzed Out On The Bed And Screamed *Sisi I'm Having A Seizure!*?
When That Old Man Kept Hitting On Us?
When We Played Baseball Quite Horribly With My Brothers And You Ran The Wrong Way?
When My Skirt Ripped Off My Ass While We Were Riding Our Bikes?
When You Fell On The Swing?
When My Skirt Was Tucked In My Underwear And We Were Going Out To Eat?
When We Kept Staring Out Our *Number 1* Waiting For The Ride?
When Those Boys Sang *Slow Motion* To Us?
When You Were At My House And You Though Deny Was Denny? LoL
I Love You
CALL ME SOMETIME BIOTCH!
5820699!
<3
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