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[hexdontlie]

[Jinx looks frustrated. Okay, beyond frustrated. There are dark circles of makeup under her catlike eyes. Her fuchsia hair is piled sloppily on top of her head and, from what the PCD shows, she's in a bathrobe.]

I can confidently say that I've handled the crap our false gods have thrown at us gracefully. I just say, hey, at least we're not

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[painhumbles]

You okay, princess? You're looking like you're about to massacre a seven year ache.

[hexdontlie]

My bathtub is filled with crap, this house is draftier than a parking garage, and my boyfriend's in a fourteen-year-old. Nothing is okay right now.

[painhumbles]

So it's okay for a guy older than the cosmos to bone a barely legal girl who looks like she got spliced with something out of a Lisa Frank drawing, but you can't get past the fact that said ancient being is currently residing in jailbait.

Please tell me it's not just because he hits like a girl in that body.

[hexdontlie]

It's because Allen is watching.

[mister_hatter]

What's wrong with white hair?

[hexdontlie]

Not you, Break.

[mister_hatter]

Jinx, isn't it?

[hexdontlie]

Duh.

[expunger]

I suggest you save them for the winter.

[hexdontlie]

Ew.

[Oh, wait. You're just the person she wants to punch in the face.]

How's that body coming?

[expunger]

If someone carved half of your face off and poured acid in the wounds, you would never give them the time of day again.

He's doing fine with Allen.

[hexdontlie]

He what?

[Most exasperated groan ever.]

[dark_thespian]

You think this is any easier on me? And for the last time, I am not fourteen. I'm seventeen.

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[hexdontlie]

Then why did you say yes!?

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[dark_thespian]

[Hang on. He has to stop and try not to explode. 10...9...8...7-]

Because I refuse to see a whole city die.

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[hexdontlie]

Is that how he got you? Really?

[Oblivious Jinx is oblivious.]

[bloodseal_soul]

... oh dear.

[Sighing.]

Would you like some help with that?

[hexdontlie]

Got an ax and a shovel?

[bloodseal_soul]

Both, and something better!

[hexdontlie]

What?