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[hexdontlie]

[There’s a series of tones as someone attempts to use her new PCD. This painfully juvenile musical interlude is accompanied by a growl. If anyone has ever heard an angry feline playing with a virtual xylophone simulator, that is this sound.]

A phone. [Ah, the frustrated one speaks.] Usually when crap like this happens? You’re supposed to wake up in

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[Video]

[sicksadlife]

You can probably find someone here who's claiming to be Yoda, anyway.

[Oh so dry. And the girl on the screen is the definition of plain and drab, just like the voice.]

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[hexdontlie]

[After a few seconds of staring at her PCD.]

Are you the welcoming committee?

[Audio]

[sicksadlife]

No. They tried that once at school. It didn't work well.

[Mostly because she refused to tell the incoming kids what a great place such a mess was.]

[Audio]

[hexdontlie]

I can only imagine.

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

The disembodied voices are pretty flaky around here. You'll hear 'em later, but it'll just piss you off.

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[hexdontlie]

This isn't Bizarro World, is it? Do the voices yell, "Me am angry to see you?"

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[kill_joo_ded]

When you're lucky, they make that much sense.

MAYBE. I. WILL. B|||

[hexdontlie]

Now that's just great. I finally get my big break and then this. Whatever the hell this is.

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[expunger]

I doubt that throwing a tantrum will do anything.

no. audio. deal with it.

[hexdontlie]

This? This isn't a tantrum.

shut up i'm tired okay (audio)

[expunger]

Try taking a look around you, and noticing the concern more pressing than phones.

then take a nap B|

[hexdontlie]

[She does stop to take a look around her. A good, long look.]

Yeah, still hung up on the phone. [Puuuuun.]

[video]

[magicxmarker]

Dude.

You know who Yoda is? Awesome!

[audio]

[hexdontlie]

Who doesn't know the greatest Jedi Master who ever lived.

[audio]

[magicxmarker]

The Queen of England?

[Because really, she didn't.]

[audio]

[hexdontlie]

The Pope? Benedict, not John Paul.

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[feel_nevermore]

[That voice. No. It can't be. She's delirious because she's weak from healing Jo. That must be it.]

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[feel_nevermore]

[No. It's really her. And it's not an event week so Raven can't even blame the Animus for that.Oh joy. ]

...Not even here for ten minutes and already making demands.

[audio]

[hexdontlie]

Oh, I knew this was somehow your fault!

[GD Teen Titans always on her case.]

[Video]

[feel_nevermore]

Tch. Yeah, right. Because being stuck in a hellish place with the most irritating girl I know is just my definition of utopia.

...Thanks for at least sparing me the sight of your face though.