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hexdontlie

alpha; audio

Jun 29, 2011 15:26

[There’s a series of tones as someone attempts to use her new PCD. This painfully juvenile musical interlude is accompanied by a growl. If anyone has ever heard an angry feline playing with a virtual xylophone simulator, that is this sound.]

A phone. [Ah, the frustrated one speaks.] Usually when crap like this happens? You’re supposed to wake up in ( Read more... )

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painhumbles June 29 2011, 23:12:54 UTC

I think you took a wrong turn at Mos Eisley, princess.

hexdontlie June 29 2011, 23:20:41 UTC

I was looking for the bright center of the universe. You think I'm on the planet furthest from?

painhumbles June 29 2011, 23:24:08 UTC

You're on the third rock from the planet the meteor from Armageddon hit and two away from Alpha Centauri, and it's still recovering from the pop culture fallout. I'm just waiting for someone to install Jurassic Park next to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

hexdontlie June 29 2011, 23:51:45 UTC

You get the amber, I'll get the frog, and we'll convene after someone tells me how the hell I got here.

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[video] hardcorecute June 30 2011, 00:20:55 UTC

You don't need phone numbers, Miss! You can talk to everybody at once!

[audio] hexdontlie June 30 2011, 06:56:03 UTC

...this is Hell. I died and now I'm in Hell, repenting for all my bad deeds.

[audio] hardcorecute July 1 2011, 04:51:05 UTC

[Bubbles scratches her head. Maybe this girl is crazy...?]

This is Adstringaling, Miss. And I don't think you're dead.

hexdontlie July 2 2011, 05:50:20 UTC

[Pretty. Darn. Close.]

Scratch that. I'm probably just drugged.

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permavideo B) fulsifortuna June 30 2011, 01:54:08 UTC

It's not a phone!

And.. I don't think there's anyone called Yoda here..

... Why would you wake up in a bath full of ice? [HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN BEING HERE.]

NO. AUDIO, GINGERFACE hexdontlie June 30 2011, 06:57:13 UTC

You have never been to Tijuana, have you?

ANVLDKSN NO fulsifortuna July 4 2011, 00:02:57 UTC

[...UH. UH.] Nnnope, never heard of it.

[Video] wingsandwill June 30 2011, 04:44:49 UTC

[He... Understood like, every third word and practically none of the actual sentences. Except the last one; that he got.]

There is likely no one here interested in your demands.

[audio] hexdontlie June 30 2011, 06:58:01 UTC

Do I seriously have to tell someone to take me to their leader?

[Video] wingsandwill June 30 2011, 06:59:36 UTC

You may do so, but it will accomplish little as there is no established leader here.

[audio] hexdontlie June 30 2011, 07:03:11 UTC

...so this place is an anarchy?

Just fresh for the taking, huh.

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[audio] population_ctrl June 30 2011, 12:46:01 UTC

[Chuckle.]

Stay optimistic, Mademoiselle.

[audio] hexdontlie June 30 2011, 18:50:22 UTC

About what?

[audio] population_ctrl June 30 2011, 19:05:12 UTC

About being heard. You certainly complain loudly enough.

[audio] hexdontlie June 30 2011, 22:44:35 UTC

Why I oughta...

Come here and say that to my face.

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