Today I picked up my cat

[hexrei]

and he farted immediately. Bad Jim, bad!

Comments

[dj_proxy]

Eww, cat farts are nasty...

[hexrei]

yeah, they are. and unexpected.

[rebeccamarie]

do you still have birds? does the cat fart on them, too? or perhaps try to munch them?

[hexrei]

nope, jeni went with dajah and sadly he passed on in the mouth of a dog. he did live to a ripe old age, i think he was 7 or 8 and he survived a lot of situations he had no right to. little dude was a badass.

[rebeccamarie]

aw, that was jeni? i heard about the incident, didn't realize it was that little guy D:
7 seems ancient in bird years!

[hexrei]

yeah, it was actually a couple of birds that all sort of wandered out under the door crack at the same time, i guess. 7 is fairly old for a household parakeet, but he probably could have made it to 10 or 12 if the dog didnt eat him :(

But birds are curious, persistent creatures. jeni tried to go hang out with a cat once, so im not surprised that he basically wandered into a dog's mouth. too friendly for his own good.

[blueberryjoe]

OH NOES!

[mousebad]

bean's farts could peel the paint off walls.
how such an eye-watering smell can come from such a tiny little cat i have no idea.

[hexrei]

i bet he's eatin your canned refried beans when you're not around!