This is what it's like in my house

[hey_friend]

Me (upon entering bathroom): Um, did one of you guys drop chocolate pudding in the toilet?

Cam: Liza clogged the toilet and I had to poop.

Liza: But I unclogged it! It was gross, her poop was floating.

Cam (exasperated): That means it's healthy!

Later -

Liza: 'Can't Touch This' is waay better than 'Thriller'.

Me: Are you crazy? You don't know 'cause you

Comments

[gunslingerborn]

Michael Jackson may have turned into something from uncanny valley, but Thriller is a classic. Can't Touch This, while catchy, can't even compare.

I'm sure, somewhere, MC Hammer just wiped a lone tear away from his cheek and re-assured himself that everything is all right...

[wasabi0401]

It's quite wonderful to know what a "healthy poop" is rather than an unhealthy poop. You should tell them that it floats because there is methane in it, but than again they might even know that.