breakfast of champions

[hey_its_jandrew]

unfortunately, pretzels possess an odor that is strikingly similar to my dogs urine.

-andrew

Comments

[pebbledrop]

Thats better than the beer I've been drinking. It tastes like pee (I bought it at Aldi's for $3.99 and its not even called beer, its "cerveza" which technically still means beer, just in spanish but still, I think the literal translation of cerveza is "we just fermented out pee and now we're going to bottle it up and sell it to you")

[odins_progeny]

breakfast of champions was a pretty good movie, which starred Bruce Willis and Kilgore Trout. I think Jack Kevorkian wrote it. Maybe you could bottle your dog's urine and sell it as "liqid pretzels". But don't sell it to me, cuz I'm not really that into beastiality. I mean I guess I could be, but I wouldn't tell you on here if I was.
-sko

[bastardinlove]

Kilgore Trout is so dreamy.

Swoon!

[insub2]

i'm pretty sure that pretzels came first...i mean before your dogs pee. therefor, mr. engineer, your dogs pee smells like pretzels. not the other way around as you erroneously stated above.

[insub2]

oh burn

[joethecabdriver]

[joethecabdriver]

actually, i just meant to say happy thanksgiving, but somehow that just blurted out.