Sarcasm. Please Don't Die

[hey_lily_rose]

I have a spoilt brat for a younger brother. I wonder... can you hire assassins over the web? Hang on, hold it right there. It's the almighty, all-powerful, all-seeing web. Of course you can. So if you're an assassin and you're reading this, wanna earn a few quick and easy bucks? PM me.

I'm kidding of course. Being overly-dramatic as always. :P I'm

Comments

[xo_angel_xox]

I'm an assasin! Not the Mossad Ziva ninja type though...Watch Bones and Castle tonight ;)
And don't worry 'Lil' your sarcasm will never fade with time, if anything it'll get stronger.

[hey_lily_rose]

Thanks for the comforting words Angel. And no, I'm not watching Castle. Give me 5 reasons to. :)
I have better things to do... like... umm... search up a random word in google and see what comes up? Ok. Maybe I don't have anything better to do. :D

[xo_angel_xox]

Well let's see you should watch Castle
1) Because I'm your bestie and if I like it so should you. E.g. Masterchef? Gossip Girl? 90210?
2) It's funny, witty and hilarious
3) It has no "scary parts". Cross my heart and hope to die ;) Hopefully discovered by Detective Beckett and Richard Castle if I do die anyways.
4) You'll be at the edge of your seat squealing like the little girl I know you are because of the sexual tension between Beckett and Castle.
5) You learn odd little facts about criminal investigations, criminology, psychology and general knowledge stuff.
Bonus answer: BECAUSE CASTLE IS AWESOME.
THE END.
AMEN.

[hey_lily_rose]

um.
1) Who said u were my bestie? ouch. Lol. Ok. Sigh. defeat. u are and u know it.
2) Funny, witty, hilarious? anyone can second ur vote?
3) Angel you know that I'm the biggest wuss in history, hate to say it but its true. (buries head in hands)
4) Not funny. am not a little girl (ok. not good. I sound like one there)
5) Why don't i just google that? cos google's my best friend. :D
Bonus Answer: Google is more awesome. :P