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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?!!?!?!


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Someone finally e-mailed me about my babysitting ad. I'll be looking after a little 2-year-old named Charlie (and there's a dog to play with on the side.) I can't even begin to verbalize how excited I am! Children make everything better. :')
I mean, also, I'm getting paid. I am poor, so this is good.

The internet on campus is atrocious. It should not take me 3 hours to download my mother's powerpoint presentation.

There's supposedly going to be a bandwidth increase later this month, but knowing Oberlin, it may never happen.

So, I want to be Aretha's Hat for Halloween. I already have the gray/silver clothing, but I need a fabric and reinforcement method for a giant 3-foot bedazzled bow.
Any cosplayers out there with some ideas?

I'm so glad I can't talk to my great aunt about the last year of my life, which is the happiest I've been in a long time, because she's bitter and racist about WWII. I mean, I understand that living through the war in Holland must've been awful, but ( Read more... )

In my dream last night, I was a superhero or something and had to escape a collapsing building. Which was cool and all. But then I was, like, at a table with other heroes and I wouldn't fucking shut up.
Then the leader yelled at me, burst into tears, and left.

I have yet to analyze this.

AND NOW, A LESSON ON iCAL, FEATURING MY MOTHER AND ME

Nella: ummm...go to file, I think
Nella: then New Calendar
Nella: then you give it a color and a name
Nella: so you can keep track of certain recurring events
Nella: for example...I have Jobs, Social, Yoga, and Other
Mom: fucked up!!!!!!!
Nella: LOL WHAT
Mom: got subcategory, tried to delete, deleted ( Read more... )

There was a guy in the US Congress named Dwight Comedy.

This is obviously amazing.

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