hoochie

[hey_perfection]

soccer moms really bother me. if you are over the age of 35, drive a s.u.v and wear hot pink spandex halters with the number 45 on the front, you should be shot. seriously. i work in a coffee shop and i see waaaay more of these ladies than i ever hoped to. if one more of these snobby, wrinkly, botox hoarding, eye brow waxing slut-bags ask me about

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[_movies]

hahahaa. word

don't worry

[blingbem]

im gonna come back next time the delivery guy does. it will be like the story of the 2 mexicans at the gas station here in NC. i gotchoooo!!

love you dearrrrr<3

-b