I wish I could buy back the woman you stole.
'Name five fictional characters you would have sex with, then tag five people who have to do it too.
Be sure to mention who tagged you when posting it.'
Technically I was sorta tagged by el__condorpasa
Many more than 5.
Ok, I put a lot more time into this than would be needed but here you go...
Peter a la Office Space.
Let's face it, he is the office badass and he knows it. No more needs to be said. Now, I drool. "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta..."
Han Solo!
FUCK yes, look at that man!!!
I'll fight the sith with you anyday, Han. (No, there is nothing wrong with Luke, but he's such a baby at times. Yuck.)
Troy Mclure.
He's beautiful and you know it.
HYDE!!!! Any sexy conspiracy nut is a good friend of mine. Well, no. But this one is. OH. MAN.
dang, ol' Boomhauer!
He's a charmer, alright. And damn he's got taste. Check out the zebra stripes!
Donnie Darko.
No matter how we hate to admit it, a girl loves a smart 'tortured soul'. Just don't get all emo on my ass. Nahh...
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!
OH MAN, Ronald.
Those hands, that ginger shag, the smile... All for me, pleaseyesthankyou.
JAY. In the sack.
And I'd probably get Silent Bob on the side too. Kickass!!
POOTIE TANG
I mean come on, everyone wants Pootie.
He's too cool. For words. Literally.
Mardechai Jefferson Carver A.K.A. THE HEBREW HAMMER
Now he is fiiiiiiiine. And a nice Jewish boy to boot. Why, WHY is he sooo foxy???!?!
Pretty much the Jewish Pootie Tang, but with words.
Randall 'Pink' Floyd -and- Slater from Dazed and Confused.
So hot they're blazing. Literally and figuratively.
Peter Pan
Stuck on a remote island with (pretty much) just dudes for company? Obsesses over some chick who tells him stories then runs off? Resolved never to grow up? Get real, boy. You need to get laid.
It's alright. There there.
I'm here.
Nino (Amelie)
Oh god, Beautiful and french and mysterious and elusive. Just my type.
Alex and the Clockwork Orange gang. No matter how violent, sexist, creepy, and horrifyingly delusional they must be, when you put all that aside... and the white suits... they're a foxy-lookin' bunch, they are.
J.D.
I have a thing for bumbling, sweet-talking, nerdy doctors.
Anakin Skywalker.
NOT when he is good and pure. NOT when he has become evil. But somewhere right in the middle. Fuckin yes.
Francis Doyle and Tim Sullivan. Daaamn.Hot alter boys indeed.
Stupid Margie, she can just leave and stop honing in on my men.
Honing!
Tyler and... well we never did find out his name... did we? Edward Norton's man.
Well anyway, all the mystery and confusion and pixies and explosions in the movie has made it clear they are both super foxy and should sex me up nice. Nice.
Ok, I think I might be done. Aaaaaand.... yes.
A merry sexmas to all and to all a foxy goodnight.
I tag anyone who wants to. No, I tag everyone. It's quite a bit of fun, I tells you.
(P.S. Thomas can't come camping. What a shit. I can't 'accidently' let something slip out (literally) while changing at the beach anymore. Stupid Adam's plans that I never got to carry through. What a croc. Fuck.)