(!!!)

[hey_robot]

Uh oh. The euphoria has worn off and the nausea has most certainly come stampeding in. How can a boy kiss a girl who will then promptly vomit on his lap?

They can't, that's how.
Shit.

Date in 1.25 hours and counting

Comments

[shut_youreyes]

GOOD LUCK MADPO!

[thestuzmuffins]

you will do AMAZING. if he does not love you he obviously not worthy.

[aknockout]

IT'LL BE GREAT MADDY, I BET YOU'RE HAVING FUN AS I TYPE THIS.

Observe the happy and optimistic caps lock.

[uglyhorace]

I AM SO POLITELY ENTHUSIASTIC! WINN!