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MEGAWEAPON: PIE AND BOOZE PIE AND BOOZE
MEGAWEAPON: DOING SHOTS OF THE BOURBON THAT IS ALSO GOING IN THE PIE HAPPY THANKSGIVING
MEGAWEAPON: I RUINED A BUNDT CAKE TODAY BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT
MEGAWEAPON: MY SISTERS DIDN'T GREASE THE PAN PROPERLY
MEGAWEAPON: i decided this pecan pie is decidedly lacking in bourbon
MEGAWEAPON: so the bourbon is going in the pie
MEGAWEAPON: and it's also going in me
MEGAWEAPON: because it's not fair for the pie to have all the fun
MEGAWEAPON: i've been cooking all day
MEGAWEAPON: the ruined bundt is just jealous that there's no bourbon in it
MEGAWEAPON: now it's time to beat the shit out of some pecans
MEGAWEAPON: PECANS.
MEGAWEAPON: PECAN MASHER.
MEGAWEAPON: i couldn't find my mallet.
MEGAWEAPON: so i'm using the mashed potato device.
MEGAWEAPON: it is just as effective for crushing pecans
MEGAWEAPON: This is also therapeutic.
MEGAWEAPON: anyway i guess i might as well share my pecan pie recipe while i'm here.
MEGAWEAPON: UNBAKED CRUST.
MEGAWEAPON: YOU CAN HOMEMAKE THIS SHIT I JUST DIDN'T BECAUSE I AIN'T GOT NO TIME
MEGAWEAPON: MASH UP TWO CUPS OF PECANS
MEGAWEAPON: I ALREADY TOOK PICTURES OF ME DOING THAT.
MEGAWEAPON: GET A BOWL.
MEGAWEAPON: WE'RE GONNA PUT SHIT IN IT.
MEGAWEAPON: 3/4 OF A CUP MOLASSES
MEGAWEAPON: WE DON'T MESS AROUND WITH CORN SYRUP
MEGAWEAPON: MOLASSES
MEGAWEAPON: most pecan pie recipes call for dark corn syrup
MEGAWEAPON: SOME EVEN CALL FOR LIGHT CORN SYRUP
MEGAWEAPON: I SAY THAT'S BULLSHIT
MEGAWEAPON: WHAT THE HELL IS CORN SYRUP AND WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE IN YOUR PIE
MEGAWEAPON: IT DOESN'T
MEGAWEAPON: 1/2 CUP DARK BROWN SUGAR
MEGAWEAPON: PACK THAT SHIT
MEGAWEAPON: TRES HUEVOS
MEGAWEAPON: IN THE BOWL.
MEGAWEAPON: GO AHEAD AND MELT SOME UNSALTED BUTTER
MEGAWEAPON: FOUR TABLESPOONS
MEGAWEAPON: MOLASSES BREAK
MEGAWEAPON: TEASPOON VANILLA
MEGAWEAPON: ALL IN THE BOWL
MEGAWEAPON: NOTE THE VANILLA IS NOT FOR DRINKING
MEGAWEAPON: WE'RE NOT THAT DESPARATE, WE STILL HAVE BOURBON
MEGAWEAPON: WHISK
MEGAWEAPON: TAKE YOUR SISTER'S APPLE PIE OUT OF THE OVEN BECAUSE IT'S DRIPPING
MEGAWEAPON: AND SMOKING UP THE GODDAMN KITCHEN
MEGAWEAPON: PECAN BITS IN THE BOWL.
MEGAWEAPON: BOURBON
MEGAWEAPON: IDK HOWEVER MUCH YOU LIKE
MEGAWEAPON: PUT IT IN THE BOWL
MEGAWEAPON: today we are doing like 2 and a half tablespoons
MEGAWEAPON: this is a completely arbitrary number.
MEGAWEAPON: i am of the belief there should be more, but not everyone in my family enjoys it as much as i do.
MEGAWEAPON: LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I WAS GOING TO PUT MAPLE SYRUP IN IT
MEGAWEAPON: BUT WE AIN'T GOT NONE
MEGAWEAPON: POUR IT IN THE CRUST
MEGAWEAPON: NOW WE'RE GONNA MAKE ART
MEGAWEAPON: TAKE SOME OF THE PECANS YOU DIDN'T BLUDGEON TO DEATH
MEGAWEAPON: FLOAT THEM IN PRETTY DESIGNS ON TOP OF THE PIE
MEGAWEAPON: INSTANT CLASS
MEGAWEAPON: GET YOUR OVEN TO 425 DEGREES
MEGAWEAPON: NO, I LIED, GET IT TO TREE FIDDY
MEGAWEAPON: STICK IT IN THE OVEN
MEGAWEAPON: DO YOUR GODDAMN DISHES, YOU SLOB
MEGAWEAPON: DRINK AND EAT TOSTITOS FOR FIFTY MINUTES
MEGAWEAPON: THEN YOUR PIE WILL BE DONE
MEGAWEAPON: AND DELICIOUS
MEGAWEAPON: TO FINISH
MEGAWEAPON: LICK THE WHISK
MEGAWEAPON: YOU EARNED IT
MEGAWEAPON: AND TRY NOT TO RUIN ANY MORE BUNDT CAKES
MEGAWEAPON: EVEN IF IT'S YOUR SISTER'S FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE
MEGAWEAPON: THE
MEGAWEAPON: END
MEGAWEAPON: HEY REMEMBER THAT PIE WE STUCK IN THE OVEN LIKE AN HOUR AGO
MEGAWEAPON: SHIT'S DONE
MEGAWEAPON: SHIT'S DELICIOUS
MEGAWEAPON: MANY COMBOLATIONS ON YOUR PIE
MEGAWEAPON: thank you for joining me tonight on Cooking With Whit
Other plurk comments removed for a more streamlined experience.
MEGAWEAPON: PIE AND BOOZE PIE AND BOOZE
MEGAWEAPON: DOING SHOTS OF THE BOURBON THAT IS ALSO GOING IN THE PIE HAPPY THANKSGIVING
MEGAWEAPON: I RUINED A BUNDT CAKE TODAY BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT
MEGAWEAPON: MY SISTERS DIDN'T GREASE THE PAN PROPERLY
MEGAWEAPON: i decided this pecan pie is decidedly lacking in bourbon
MEGAWEAPON: so the bourbon is going in the pie
MEGAWEAPON: and it's also going in me
MEGAWEAPON: because it's not fair for the pie to have all the fun
MEGAWEAPON: i've been cooking all day
MEGAWEAPON: the ruined bundt is just jealous that there's no bourbon in it
MEGAWEAPON: now it's time to beat the shit out of some pecans
MEGAWEAPON: PECANS.
MEGAWEAPON: PECAN MASHER.
MEGAWEAPON: i couldn't find my mallet.
MEGAWEAPON: so i'm using the mashed potato device.
MEGAWEAPON: it is just as effective for crushing pecans
MEGAWEAPON: This is also therapeutic.
MEGAWEAPON: anyway i guess i might as well share my pecan pie recipe while i'm here.
MEGAWEAPON: UNBAKED CRUST.
MEGAWEAPON: YOU CAN HOMEMAKE THIS SHIT I JUST DIDN'T BECAUSE I AIN'T GOT NO TIME
MEGAWEAPON: MASH UP TWO CUPS OF PECANS
MEGAWEAPON: I ALREADY TOOK PICTURES OF ME DOING THAT.
MEGAWEAPON: GET A BOWL.
MEGAWEAPON: WE'RE GONNA PUT SHIT IN IT.
MEGAWEAPON: 3/4 OF A CUP MOLASSES
MEGAWEAPON: WE DON'T MESS AROUND WITH CORN SYRUP
MEGAWEAPON: MOLASSES
MEGAWEAPON: most pecan pie recipes call for dark corn syrup
MEGAWEAPON: SOME EVEN CALL FOR LIGHT CORN SYRUP
MEGAWEAPON: I SAY THAT'S BULLSHIT
MEGAWEAPON: WHAT THE HELL IS CORN SYRUP AND WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE IN YOUR PIE
MEGAWEAPON: IT DOESN'T
MEGAWEAPON: 1/2 CUP DARK BROWN SUGAR
MEGAWEAPON: PACK THAT SHIT
MEGAWEAPON: TRES HUEVOS
MEGAWEAPON: IN THE BOWL.
MEGAWEAPON: GO AHEAD AND MELT SOME UNSALTED BUTTER
MEGAWEAPON: FOUR TABLESPOONS
MEGAWEAPON: MOLASSES BREAK
MEGAWEAPON: TEASPOON VANILLA
MEGAWEAPON: ALL IN THE BOWL
MEGAWEAPON: NOTE THE VANILLA IS NOT FOR DRINKING
MEGAWEAPON: WE'RE NOT THAT DESPARATE, WE STILL HAVE BOURBON
MEGAWEAPON: WHISK
MEGAWEAPON: TAKE YOUR SISTER'S APPLE PIE OUT OF THE OVEN BECAUSE IT'S DRIPPING
MEGAWEAPON: AND SMOKING UP THE GODDAMN KITCHEN
MEGAWEAPON: PECAN BITS IN THE BOWL.
MEGAWEAPON: BOURBON
MEGAWEAPON: IDK HOWEVER MUCH YOU LIKE
MEGAWEAPON: PUT IT IN THE BOWL
MEGAWEAPON: today we are doing like 2 and a half tablespoons
MEGAWEAPON: this is a completely arbitrary number.
MEGAWEAPON: i am of the belief there should be more, but not everyone in my family enjoys it as much as i do.
MEGAWEAPON: LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I WAS GOING TO PUT MAPLE SYRUP IN IT
MEGAWEAPON: BUT WE AIN'T GOT NONE
MEGAWEAPON: POUR IT IN THE CRUST
MEGAWEAPON: NOW WE'RE GONNA MAKE ART
MEGAWEAPON: TAKE SOME OF THE PECANS YOU DIDN'T BLUDGEON TO DEATH
MEGAWEAPON: FLOAT THEM IN PRETTY DESIGNS ON TOP OF THE PIE
MEGAWEAPON: INSTANT CLASS
MEGAWEAPON: GET YOUR OVEN TO 425 DEGREES
MEGAWEAPON: NO, I LIED, GET IT TO TREE FIDDY
MEGAWEAPON: STICK IT IN THE OVEN
MEGAWEAPON: DO YOUR GODDAMN DISHES, YOU SLOB
MEGAWEAPON: DRINK AND EAT TOSTITOS FOR FIFTY MINUTES
MEGAWEAPON: THEN YOUR PIE WILL BE DONE
MEGAWEAPON: AND DELICIOUS
MEGAWEAPON: TO FINISH
MEGAWEAPON: LICK THE WHISK
MEGAWEAPON: YOU EARNED IT
MEGAWEAPON: AND TRY NOT TO RUIN ANY MORE BUNDT CAKES
MEGAWEAPON: EVEN IF IT'S YOUR SISTER'S FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE
MEGAWEAPON: THE
MEGAWEAPON: END
MEGAWEAPON: HEY REMEMBER THAT PIE WE STUCK IN THE OVEN LIKE AN HOUR AGO
MEGAWEAPON: SHIT'S DONE
MEGAWEAPON: SHIT'S DELICIOUS
MEGAWEAPON: MANY COMBOLATIONS ON YOUR PIE
MEGAWEAPON: thank you for joining me tonight on Cooking With Whit