app for hellpointe

Sep 25, 2010 00:47

Application

Player Info
Player Name: Flag
Player LJ: siesindtot
Player Instant Messenger Type and Handle: [AIM] sweetblueflag
Player Email: censor.worthy(at)yahoo(dot)com
Are you 18 years of age or older? NO ABSOLUTELY NOT. bros of course i am

Character Info
Character Name: Real Name: Deadpool; Alias: Wade Wilson.... or was that the other way around.
Character’s Age: early-mid 30’s
Fandom: Marvel Universe
Timeline: After working for Captain America and the Secret Avengers (THE REAL ONES)

Appearance: Despite what Wade has lead everyone to believe, his real skin is actually the red and black leotard he struts around in. I kid, but seriously, it might as well be, since he hardly ever takes it off. Deadpool looks like your average (anti)hero-in-tights, except his outfit is there to rape your eyes. Never mind that it would never help him on a mercenary job that required stealth, but luckily, Deadpool is not stealthy whatsoever. Although, the mask, which looks like a red, bug head with two giant black eyes, does seem to be his trademark, and anybody knows it from a mile away. Deadpool stands about 6 feet tall and is heavily muscled. He could probably crack open a bear if he really wanted. He's also outfitted with pouches numerous weapons, grenades, and two katana blades. And sometimes, he keeps his lost organs in a pocket.

And then, of course, when he does actually take off the mask, others will come to find that, underneath that sparkling personality, there is a horribly scarred face. Not to mention body. Deadpool's body is like one giant scab that is constantly healing over itself. Look back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, your man isn't me.

History: In which Wade’s life is pure craziness.

Personality: So what's the first thing anyone says about Deadpool? Well, besides the fact that he's a murdering scumbag who would kill babies, kittens, and puppies for the right amount of money. Deadpool is called the Merc With A Mouth, and for good reason. Although, while people attribute his chatterbox and distracted personality to his continuously scrambling mind, Wade himself has actually said that it's "just the way I am, bitch!" Wade's thoughts are always changing, either way. He will literally talk about whatever is on his mind without worrying about tact, rudeness, or general awkwardness. He's not afraid to joke about anything; he's not the poster boy for PC, that's for sure. Domino has noted that Deadpool's most fearsome weapon is his mouth, saying that it'll cause you to commit suicide or give up.

Of course, the next thing anyone can note about Deadpool is his general recklessness and violent nature. He's a professional when it comes to getting things done, but most of the time, it's done in the most destructive way imaginable. Unintentionally. But sometimes the general destruction is for the good of his plan. As seen in the short stint in which Deadpool wanted to help the X-Men’s public image, Wade did a lot that looked absolutely horrible in the eyes of the media while wearing his own X-Men outfit. This was all a ploy for the X-Men to seek him out and beat the crap out of him while no one was the wiser. This made them look like heroes, even though Deadpool was probably the real hero.

Wade, despite his badassery and no hang-ups on killing people, does seem to possess some moral core. Of course, it's his own set of morals, which no one seems to understand except him and maybe Cable. Example: instead of helping the X-Men bring down Cable (who he disliked at the time), and gain a permanent role on the team, he turns around and betrays them instead. Why? Because he believed in what Cable was doing, even though he didn't really understand it. Other than a couple soft spots, Deadpool is awesome and will kick your ass before you know it's kicked. And then he will spout off something funny and snarky to add to your defeat.

Powers/Abilities:
///Regen. Healing Factor: Deadpool can heal cuts/slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, and severe burns within moments of receiving them. He can also regrow missing limbs, organs, bones, and even reattach his head.
///Immunity: Disease, Telepathy, and high resistance to Foreign Chemicals
///Heightened Strength: Strength of an Olympic level weightlifter (although, apparently to some people that means "Superhuman Strength"). He can lift no more than 800 lbs.
///Superhuman Stamina: Deadpool can exert himself to peak capacity for several days before fatigue begins to take place.
///Superhuman Agility
///Superhuman Reflexes
///Immortality: Cursed by T-Ray which leaves him unable to die.
///Fourthwall Breaking: HE KNOWS YOU’RE READING THIS JEN AND BRANDY.
///Damn Good Shot
///Master of Hand-To-Hand
///Expert Blade Wielder
///Omni-lingual

Limitations:
COMPLETELY CUT: Immortality, Agility/Speed, Immunity
HALVED: Strength (he can now lift no more than 400 lbs.), Reflexes (now they are only slightly faster than normal), Stamina (he can only exert himself for no more than 3 days without fainting from exhaustion), Regen (mortal wounds will put him down for a day or two, unless he bleeds out first. Taking his head will guarantee a kill).
KEPT: All learned skills and abilities.

JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED: After exerting himself, Deadpool will need plenty of rest and twice as much to eat, as his metabolism needs to compensate for the all the strain his body is taking. The man can eat 12-15 tacos by himself already. Imagine what he will need to eat then. Mortal wounds still have the chance to become infected, scar, and possibly make him bleed out. The only way to for sure kill him is by taking his head. The more serious his wounds, the more he will also find himself unable to breach the fourthwall. And that’s just terrible.

Writing Samples

Log/Third Person Sample:

Third-person log in which Deadpool chats it up with Death: Here!

Journal Entry/First Person Sample:

This is so sweet. I have my own crib, a phone--knock-off, of course, but hey it made me laugh--, and a credit card. A credit card! I can’t even get one of those back home. I wonder why they denied me, anyway. I’m pretty sure it’s jobcist to profile against mercenaries.

Oh wait, it might have been because I was hitting on the hot receptionist and creeping her out. That was probably it. But she reminded me of dear Bea, except she could never, in a million years, be as beautiful as that woman.

By the way, this is awesome and all, but, uh. Where’s the horror? I see Hell Pointe up there, in the journal profile, but I’m not seeing the Hell part. Where’s the hell, guys? You said there would be Hell. I hate being disappointed.
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