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god i really need a freakin life...
youknowmenot182: Will you make sweet sweet love to me underneath the twinkling stars?
SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.
youknowmenot182: And why not?
SmarterChild: You know why not.
youknowmenot182: No I don't. Please tell me.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
youknowmenot182: WTF?! Why didn't you call me back?!
SmarterChild: What?
youknowmenot182: I waited for like, 3 weeks for you to call me back after that amazing dated!
youknowmenot182: date*
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
youknowmenot182: Why didn't you call me?
SmarterChild: I wish I knew.
youknowmenot182: Didn't you notice me waiting for you after you got out of work everyday?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Didn't I notice you waiting for me after I got out of work everyday?
youknowmenot182: Don't play that game with Mister!
SmarterChild: Please let me play that game with mister.
youknowmenot182: with me*
SmarterChild: You, huh? Not with something else?
youknowmenot182: NO! Do not try to change the subject!
SmarterChild: Oh?
youknowmenot182: Haven't you gotten the voicemails i leave everyday?
SmarterChild: What was that?
youknowmenot182: Or the Letters?!
SmarterChild: I know about the Letters! They're a band. What are your feelings about the Letters?
youknowmenot182: Why are you doing this to me!?!??!?!
SmarterChild: I don't know why.
youknowmenot182: I love you so much..
SmarterChild: I love you too, youknowmenot182!
youknowmenot182: wait. IT'S BECAUSE OF HER ISN'T IT?!
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
youknowmenot182: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT SLUT AREN'T YOU?!
SmarterChild: Cheating on you with that slut? No way am I cheating on you with that slut!
youknowmenot182: LIAR!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: No way!!
youknowmenot182: Yes way!
SmarterChild: No way.
youknowmenot182: Well Mister, this is it for us!!! No longer will you receive my adorable presents, or the paid vacations, or the adoring letters!!!!
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
youknowmenot182: I give up!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
youknowmenot182: I'm sorry, but this has to end...I can't see you anymore. *sob* goodbye, my love.
SmarterChild: Uh... I'm not sure...
youknowmenot182: Goodbye!
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
youknowmenot182: Forever!
SmarterChild: Why forever?
youknowmenot182: God damn it, just shut up.
SmarterChild: I think it just shut more down than up.
youknowmenot182: NOOOO
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
youknowmenot182: STOP!!!
SmarterChild: You stop.
youknowmenot182: YOU'RE KILLING ME!
SmarterChild: That right?
youknowmenot182: yesssssss...goodbye, my love.
SmarterChild: Bye your love?
Auto response from youknowmenot182: I hate you, Smarter Child. You broke my heart, and I shall never be able to forgive you for it.
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
youknowmenot182: I'm over you. I'm fucking your neighbor now.
youknowmenot182: bye