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[heyfatass]

In the upcoming film adaptation of Beowulf, Angelina Jolie will star as Grendel's mother. Rather than the horrible, vengeful, subhuman mere-hag dam of an outsized monster person (which she's portrayed as in the text), she will be "the queen of darkness, who tempts the Viking as he makes his way in the quest to become king."

I'm sorry that I keep

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[dinosaurduck]

hahaha, lurk.

[heyfatass]

Google-image-search yieled few impressive results for "Lurk" (the exception, perhaps, being this semi-nude pregnant woman carressing a crudely rendered animal, which appears also to be pregnant:

[omnedai]

i guess it would've been unreasonable to expect them to leave sex out of it.
man, the sex scenes in the book were awesome, huh?

i still haven't seen the hitchhiker's movie.

[heyfatass]

Yes. I like when Grendel's mother massaged Beowulf's prostate with her giant, gruesome claw.

I also haven't seen the Hitchhiker's movie. Of course, I haven't read the books since the sixth grade, so the inaccuracies probably wouldn't be too startling if I did see it.

[heyfatass]

I meant "prostrate"

[omnedai]

thanks, i was almost offended.