Trimming Bushes - Uruha/Reita - 1/1

[heygeorge]

Just editing and reposting an old fic.

Title: Trimming Bushes
Chapters: 1/1
Author: heygeorge
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Uruha/Reita
Summary: Uruha discovers something shocking when he is slipping his pants down. He forces Reita to the bathroom to fix the problem.
Extra: Thank you kawasakininja (jeez I'm sorry :D) and rukana for helping me out.

Comments

[kawasakininja]

Are you telling me this is a REWRITE? You are so hip, babe. I love you so much. And awww, you mentioned me. Eh, I have no idea why and what are you sorry about. Still my not so inner attention whore thanks you. You think I should read this now?

[kawasakininja]

Uruha tried to cover himself from the woman.
Yes, yes. Cover yourself Uruha from the woman.

draping his (obviously unwanted) attention all over Ruki.
I can clearly see in my mind Reita with his RAEP face all over Ruki.

“Reita,” Uruha hissed, grabbing his friend’s forearm, tugging him along.
Yes, that is what I call being bitch slapped around.

“What?” asked Uruha, propping his leg up on the toilet lid and giving his naked thigh a little slap. “I need your help, obviously.”
I LOVE THIS IMAGE! Lifting up his hairy leg seductively and slapping it in a "come here, boy" manner.

Reita squeezed the cosmetics bag between his hands, letting his eyes run over Uruha’s exposed leg. It was so long. “Me?” he asked, distracted.
I like how Reita is obviously uncomfortable and probably just a little bit scared but at the same time he is noticing how long Uruha's leg is (mmm) and he is distracted by the sight.

Reita’s eyes were going hazy as he stared at the curly stark black hair, everywhere on Uruha’s thigh. Uruha understood how Reita felt.

[yhue]

"Yes, yes. Cover yourself Uruha from the woman."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[heygeorge]

I can clearly see in my mind Reita with his RAEP face all over Ruki.

OH LOL. Poor Reita trying to hit it off with Ruki. Reita's RAEP face is amazing though, I have no idea how Ruki resisted it! No luck, no luck~. I have to refind the picture where Reita is going all raep on poor (or lucky, depending on who's side to look this) Aoi. It still makes me snort.

I love all your comments to the quotes. They are always so amusing and you quoted the hell out of the previous version as well. So great, I love it. And I'm sorry for dumping myself on you full force and asking about every little thing, ohohohoh! I know you don't take it seriously but I still have to apologize. Thanks so much. :3

[n3uromanc3r]

It was priceless!

Thank you very much!

[heygeorge]

It was priceless because Uruha didn't have to pay anything for the services, Reita gives it all to him completely free. >D What a convenient friend to keep around, don't you find?

Thanks for reading and commenting! :)

[inner_demons_]

Oh my god, you're amazing. I can not get over how hilariously perfect everything you write is. More needs to exist, asap.

[jikhyun]

I demand a sequel! that was hot and funny at the same time.

[heygeorge]

I KNOW. I have the ideas for a long time. Sequel is how Uruha gets Aoi to shave his legs. And Aoi is a lot more open about liking the little shaving showdown. |B

Thank you! :)