Fic: BDSM (1/1)

[heyginger]

So the problem is that Joe and Patrick are having sex.

Well, no, that's not the problem.

The problem is that they're not very good at it.

Well…that's not quite right, either.  The sex is good, great even.  Patrick has really good orgasms; Joe says he has really good orgasms.  The sex is good.

The problem is that neither of them is

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[1001cranes]

I laughed so hard at this I almost died.

"Oh yeah," Joe pipes up. "They can totally be based off of all kinds of stuff. Books. Sports. Movies. Patrick's favorite knot is called Dude, Where's My Car?." Joe clearly never, ever wants to have sex again.

It's like. I saw myself. Not that I've ever bullshitted about sex knots *cough*really!*cough* but I'm totally the last person you want around you in that kind of awkward situation.

<3

[heyginger]

Not that I've ever bullshitted about sex knots *cough*really!*cough*

Riiiiight.

I did spend some time imagining what the 'Dude, Where's My Car?' knot would look like. I think in the end I decided it involves a skateboard. IDK.

Anyway, thanks so much, hon. I'm glad it made you laugh!

[therentmatrix]

ahahaha best. thing. ever.
they're not doing anything kinky! they're just clumsy!
XD ohhh, boys. ♥
*mmrs*

[heyginger]

Thank you! <3

[elucidate_this]

heeee!!!!!! fabulous.

[heyginger]

*blushes*

Thanks!

[wearethestars]

I find it hilarious as well. Bravo!

[heyginger]

Thank you, thank you, I'm glad it amused you. It's so hard to know if my own stuff is going to be funny to other people sometimes, so I'm glad to hear you liked it!

[warmingweather]

Oh, man, I loved everything about this. The world needs more Patrick/Joe. ♥

[heyginger]

The world needs more Patrick/Joe

I KNOW, right? Now who can we kidnap and make write it?

...and thanks! :D