If I Ever Lost My

[makesomelove]

Title: If I Ever Lost My
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Summary: Jon loses his legs (in a nonviolent manner, and in more ways than one).
Notes: This is absolutely GOD AWFUL. I have no explanation for this other than Legless Jon Walker makes me lol and I am out of my mind while I'm at work and bluejbird is encouraging me. For you, Rebecca~ Thank you to kissingchaos9 for reading it

Comments

[just_katarin]

IF I TRIED TO QUOTE EVERYTHING THAT MADE ME LOL I WOULD QUOTE EVERYTHING. I WILL TRY ANYWAY!

"Are you high?" Tom asked.

"No," Jon said. Tom pointedly didn't say anything. "Maybe," Jon said.

"I'll leave in a few," Tom sighed.

I BEGAN LOLING UNCONTROLLABLY RIGHT HERE!

"Sweet wheels," Pete said. "Does that say 'Target' on the back?"

"You stole a wheelchair from Target?" Jon said.

"Nobody was using it," Tom said.

I NEARLY LOST IT!

This is so hilariously funny, I can't EVEN. And your Tomrad is hilariously in character!

[makesomelove]

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T STEAL A TARGET RASCAL SCOOTER, OKAY???? Thank you so much ;__;

[fallintosilence]

This is the best story I have ever read. ;__;

eta: and I realized I just plagiarized disarm_d's comment AND SO I WILL ALSO SAY that I cannot get myself to stop lol'ing. You have the best brain ever.

[disarm_d]

*GASP*

[fallintosilence]

LOLOLOL YOUR ICON PAIRED WITH THAT COMMENT :D

ALSO I AM SORRY HAVE A KITTEN WRAPPED UP IN A TOWEL? :D? :D?

[makesomelove]

Oh the stories you must've read before!! Thank you, and thank you for stealing comments.

[twobit]

"Did you shave or something?" Ryan asked. "You look different."

Jon hadn't shaved in over a week, but he thought it was cool Ryan was trying.

"He's in a wheelchair, you dumbfuck," Tom said. Jon elbowed him.

"Oh," Ryan shrugged. "I don't notice these things about people, I guess."

THIS IS THE MOST RETARDED STORY I'VE EVER READ

I LOVE IT

[makesomelove]

THX GIRLFRIEND, BUT JUST W8 UNTIL STRIPPER KEVRON

JUST W8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unprolific]

*WEEPS*

[unprolific]

"He's in a wheelchair, you dumbfuck,"

I BELIEVE IT TO BE TRUE THAT TOMRAD HATES RYAN ROSS IN EVERY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE, EVEN THE ONES WHERE JON'S MISSING SOME LIMBS.

[makesomelove]

ALSO, RYAN ROSS IS JUST A DUMBFUCK SOMETIMES. JON IS TOO NICE TO SAY :( TY FOR WEEPSING

[makesomelove]

Soooooooooo stupid, but thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.