Title: That's Because It is a Good Idea
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: Patrick goes to Peru and becomes a friend of alpacas.
Notes: 6300 words~ For
fledmusic, for funsies. Liz and I were loling about
these alpacas and
Singer calling Patrick 'Pat' in the same night. This world was the result. I hope this makes it come to life for you, Liz! Title is from
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"You know, Pat," Pete says, and that name really does sound retarded when it's not just in Pat's head and is coming out of someone's mouth. "I bet it got pretty lonely here, with just the alpacas to keep you company for weeks and weeks."
"I know where this is going," Pat says.
"Did you get intimate with any of your special friends?" Pete says.
"No, I did not," Pat says.
I LOVE THIS A FUCKING RIDICULOUS AMOUNT
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"Who's this handsome fellow?" Pete says.
"His name is Peter," Pat says. "And he's either gay or a female, because I saw Joseph mounting him the other day."
and then there were tears AND laughter. A++++++++++++++. would read again.
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BRAN THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING. I am still trying to figure out how you took this hilarious idea and made it into this serious emotional thing, and YOU MADE ME GET TEARY. I can't believe you kept this from me for weeks!
"You guys," Pat says, gesturing broadly and vaguely at the alpacas, "you guys are really, like, you guys are great. You guys are my best friends. It's like, it's like, here's an analogy, let me tell you this ( ... )
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I AM STILL SO EXCITED YOU LIKED IT SO MUCH. I was psyched for you to read it because it was practically tailor-made for your loling pleasure.
DRUNK PAT PROBS WROTE A LETTER TO THE JONAS BROS. GIVING THEM ADVICE ON LIFE AND LOVE BUT HE FORGOT ABT IT BC HE WAS SO DRUNK
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