Title: That's Because It is a Good Idea
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: Patrick goes to Peru and becomes a friend of alpacas.
Notes: 6300 words~ For
fledmusic, for funsies. Liz and I were loling about
these alpacas and
Singer calling Patrick 'Pat' in the same night. This world was the result. I hope this makes it come to life for you, Liz! Title is from
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"You guys," Pat says, gesturing broadly and vaguely at the alpacas, "you guys are really, like, you guys are great. You guys are my best friends. It's like, it's like, here's an analogy, let me tell you this."
Peter gurgles at him.
"Shh!" Pat points at Peter. "I'm telling you something important and you're just like, orgleorgleorgle, just like, just like that other guy. He's always doing that and I'm like, whatever. Like, I was like, maybe we should do it, you know? Like, totally hardcore do it with our dicks out and everything."
Patrick rubs his two index fingers together to demonstrate what he means. It looks like he's shaming the alpacas.
"Not that, look, your dick isn't anything to be ashamed of, you know what I mean? You should be proud of your dick, but not like, in a weird way. People get weird about their dicks, and become flashers and whatever, so don't do that."
Peter stares at him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
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LIKE,I WOULD SO BABBLE AT THESE DUDES:
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I KNOW RIGHT, LOOKIT THOSE SWEETASS ALPACAS
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