Words from a (mad and mental) wise man

[heyimconfused]

Yesterday my dad said to me, "There's a couple things in life you have to experience, including sex, beignets, and coffee from Café du Monde."
Um. Ok.

Tomorrow is open house. Thursday is the first day of school. It wouldn't be so bad if classes didn't start until, say, eleven o'clock. Blech. Oh well, the sooner it starts, the sooner it'll be over

Comments

[marzipanorama]

your dad is a weird one. i think all dads are.

[heyimconfused]

Uh yeah definitely. Haha.

[caro72]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Scary.

[heyimconfused]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please go to the wedding. Because otherwise it might be just him and I. And even though I'd still get my own room he's still insane so please.

[marmalade86]

Yeah, sucks you have to go to school at 7:28. My first class is 9:05 so I can sleep till like 8:30, depending on where it is.

Laura just got her license Friday and she has informed me everyday since then that my Jeep is not really my Jeep and that it will be her Jeep after I go to school. So yeah, she sucks.

[piratefetish]

id be a tid bit shocked if my dad said sumthin like that to me....yall know my dad it will probably happen but who the heck knows

[heyimconfused]

uq2m r 7n3n! Blah. I want to go to college. Forget high school.
But it's not hers for another couple of weeks which you can inform HER of. If you want to leave some sort of mark for her you should spill some milk in it before you hand the keys over so it smells really sour.

[marmalade86]

You're a genius! Thanks!