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[heyimconfused]

I hate looking dumb. And as if I have a giant stick up my ass, i.e. snobby and uptight.
I need to learn how to deal with guys. I suck at it. 
But last night was nice like....ice (?). Ice of the pimp persuasion, like quarter-machine rings, OOOOH! I want to learn how to waltz, although I am lacking in the coordination department and it would most

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[vein_tears]

*giggles* sounds fun

[marzipanorama]

dont diss the coffee! i had double the amount you did and i didnt have a big crazy dream like you. i enjoyed last night. 36? 36? haha.

[heyimconfused]

I wasn't dissing the coffee! I was....commmenting....on....it's substance? Hm. Maybe it was the splenda. I didn't add any other sweeteners to dilude it so maybe it alone caused the strange reverie.
And I was wrong too, it's actutally thirty two, biiiiyatch! Haha. Whoo.

[piratefetish]

u should go ask the captain hottie if he can help witth the dude dep.

i cant belive it was that chicks brother!!!

hahahaha

[heyimconfused]

Captain Braces aka the sex god? Hm. I think he no longer has braces. So he loses his title.
It is a small world, after all.
He's a retarded football player anyways.