La Fawnduh's the best thing that ever happened to me

[heyimconfused]

I think Ivan struck over night and threw us all into some twilight zone, because when I woke up this morning, I smelled some one cooking in the kitchen. I got up, walked into the kitchen, and my dad is in there with plates, skillets, and pans everywhere.
"Um, what are you doing?" I asked.
"Making breakfast."
....
Making breakfast. As in, preparing a

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[marzipanorama]

chicken salad falling out of your mouth! ha. that last bite was so unsuccessful.
hospital times three.
and i look gross times three.
my shoes! my light post!
stewed tomatoes....
the end.

i smell like chex mix

[heyimconfused]

ALL of my bites were unsuccessful! He abused your sandwich. :( The food vendors we enountered yesterday weren't of a kind nature.
Attention times three million.
And I look gross and like Kelly Osbourn times three!
Oh no your light post! Good friend.
Your....uterus is a stewed tomato.
That was uncalled for.
End the.

[kristina89]

Aww. You're pretty.
Adorable darling!
:)

[heyimconfused]

Haha! Gracias.

[caro72]

Bekah, seriously, those bows have got to go. SERIOUSLY. Seeing them makes me want to kill small children.

[heyimconfused]

Oh. Poor kids.

[marmalade86]

If I ever said anything like that to my sister all hell would break loose. I am going to be late....................................

Re: From a stranger...

[heyimconfused]

Ah! Why do people say that? That's scary.

[viva_la_mullet]

i wanna hang out with you guys again!

[heyimconfused]

Yay!