Apparently I've gained what Rachel would consider a tan...I'm red. Rachel doesn't understand the concept of sunburn ( Read more... )

Life doesn't seem real right now.

You don't know half of it, and you probably never will.

Dear Mr. John Stewart,

You are my hero...you kicked Mr. Goldberg's ass. You are wonderful.

Tonight I got to clean some girl's tampon which she left in the bathroom. Awesome. Made my night.

I didn't bathe from Monday to today. Yeh, I'm cool like that. If I had a pool I wouldn't have bathed at all.

I'm going to Creation in Pennsylvania until Saturday, then I'm ging to live 8. See you Sunday, world.

you know you're from Haddonfield if ( Read more... )

Argh.

Today was fun, but I always get depressed at night.

Argh.

Well, I tried, right?

ThE BOW cZar: what r u doing tomorrow night ( Read more... )

Dear Pennsylvania drivers ( Read more... )