Ultimatum
Title: Ultimatum
Author: hotfruits
Rating: PG-13
Characters: HSJ. various pairings (very minor to the overall story)
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: Ryutaro is convinced Inoo is actually a girl, and the points he provides make everyone question Inoo's gender too.
x-posted jent_fanfics, heysay_fanfic and hsj_fics
In a business like Johnny's, which thrives on the talents and exploitation of Japanese males, some things are pretty much common norm. Feathery and glittery costumes, being on silly and ridiculous game shows, and feminine looking boys and men. But there's one boy in particular whose girlishness stands out amongst the rest, makes boys and girls alike question their sexuality. Who would that be, exactly?
"I think Inoo-chan might be a girl," Ryutaro announces to the room after Inoo leaves to use the restroom. After a moment of silence, a chorus of laughter breaks out, causing Ryutaro to pout, "I'm serious!"
Yuto falls off the couch, holding his sides as he rolls around, and Daiki is laughing so hard he begins to snort, while Hikaru can't even breathe and is beginning to turn blue. Yabu is the only one who isn't completely dying over this, and he wipes away his tears as he says, "Ryutaro, Inoo isn't a girl, where did you get that from?"
Ryutaro holds up his hand and begins to count off, "First, he has very gentle and soft facial features. Second, he's in love with Hikaru," Keito snickers at this and grabs Hikaru's hand in a smug manner, "and only girls would be stupid enough to love him," Keito flinches and after finally calming down a bit, Hikaru is laughing hysterically again, "Third, his body isn't straight like a boy's should be, he kinda has girly hips but more like a girl who hasn't gone through puberty," takaki mutters like dai-chan! and Daiki pushes him off the couch and then tackles him, pulling his hair, "And Fourth, I have never seen him naked! I've seen all of you naked but never Inoo, he either showers before us really quickly or after us."
Yabu looks up from the cat fight on the floor, which Yuto got dragged into when Takaki and Daiki rolled over him and he accidentally kneed Takaki in the thigh, "Ya know, now that I think about it, I've never seen Inoo naked either."
Chinen looks thoughtful for a second from his position on Yamada's lap before gasping, turning so he faces Yamada as he shakes his shoulders forcibly, "Oh my God Yama-chan, it's true, Inoo is a girl!" Yamada nods his head, although it's hard to say whether he was actually agreeing or was just moving along with Chinen's hands on his shoulders.
"I'm not a girl," everyones attention turns towards the door, and Takaki and Daiki stop fighting, their clothes ripped and hair more poofier than Keito's, "Seriously, where did you get that from?" Inoo asks, walking over to Yuto and handing him a tissue for his bloody nose.
"It was Ryutaro!" Hikaru is quick to blame and Keito elbows him in the side, rolling his eyes while Yabu chuckles, "Well, it is kind of suspicious, I mean none of us have seen you naked."
Inoo blushes, "That's cause I'm shy, not a girl!"
"Prove it then," Chinen smirks, and even though Chinen stopped shaking him a moment ago, Yamada is still bobbing back and forth, his eyes unfocused as he looks ill.
"Yeah, prove it," Takaki laughs, smoothing out his hair and Daiki puts his shoe back on, "Yeah Inoo-chan, show us how "manly" you are!"
Inoo bites his lip, eyes darting between each member as his blush grows darker. Finally, he sighs and unbuttons his pants, then unzips them as he pushes both his pants and his boxers down, the fabric pooling around his ankles.
Silence echoes throughout the room, til Ryutaro screams, "HOLY SHIT INOO REALLY IS A GIRL!"
Pulling his clothes back on, Inoo looks at his friends desperately, "You can not tell anyone! Please!"
"We won't Inoo-chan," Yabu tells him and the others nod in agreement, except for Yuto who fainted, a combination of shock and bloodless, "But, why did you pretend to be a boy Inoo?"
"It was either be a Johnny," Inoo wraps her arms around herself, looking frightened, "Or being a part of Hello! Project."
Author: hotfruits
Rating: PG-13
Characters: HSJ. various pairings (very minor to the overall story)
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: Ryutaro is convinced Inoo is actually a girl, and the points he provides make everyone question Inoo's gender too.
x-posted jent_fanfics, heysay_fanfic and hsj_fics
In a business like Johnny's, which thrives on the talents and exploitation of Japanese males, some things are pretty much common norm. Feathery and glittery costumes, being on silly and ridiculous game shows, and feminine looking boys and men. But there's one boy in particular whose girlishness stands out amongst the rest, makes boys and girls alike question their sexuality. Who would that be, exactly?
"I think Inoo-chan might be a girl," Ryutaro announces to the room after Inoo leaves to use the restroom. After a moment of silence, a chorus of laughter breaks out, causing Ryutaro to pout, "I'm serious!"
Yuto falls off the couch, holding his sides as he rolls around, and Daiki is laughing so hard he begins to snort, while Hikaru can't even breathe and is beginning to turn blue. Yabu is the only one who isn't completely dying over this, and he wipes away his tears as he says, "Ryutaro, Inoo isn't a girl, where did you get that from?"
Ryutaro holds up his hand and begins to count off, "First, he has very gentle and soft facial features. Second, he's in love with Hikaru," Keito snickers at this and grabs Hikaru's hand in a smug manner, "and only girls would be stupid enough to love him," Keito flinches and after finally calming down a bit, Hikaru is laughing hysterically again, "Third, his body isn't straight like a boy's should be, he kinda has girly hips but more like a girl who hasn't gone through puberty," takaki mutters like dai-chan! and Daiki pushes him off the couch and then tackles him, pulling his hair, "And Fourth, I have never seen him naked! I've seen all of you naked but never Inoo, he either showers before us really quickly or after us."
Yabu looks up from the cat fight on the floor, which Yuto got dragged into when Takaki and Daiki rolled over him and he accidentally kneed Takaki in the thigh, "Ya know, now that I think about it, I've never seen Inoo naked either."
Chinen looks thoughtful for a second from his position on Yamada's lap before gasping, turning so he faces Yamada as he shakes his shoulders forcibly, "Oh my God Yama-chan, it's true, Inoo is a girl!" Yamada nods his head, although it's hard to say whether he was actually agreeing or was just moving along with Chinen's hands on his shoulders.
"I'm not a girl," everyones attention turns towards the door, and Takaki and Daiki stop fighting, their clothes ripped and hair more poofier than Keito's, "Seriously, where did you get that from?" Inoo asks, walking over to Yuto and handing him a tissue for his bloody nose.
"It was Ryutaro!" Hikaru is quick to blame and Keito elbows him in the side, rolling his eyes while Yabu chuckles, "Well, it is kind of suspicious, I mean none of us have seen you naked."
Inoo blushes, "That's cause I'm shy, not a girl!"
"Prove it then," Chinen smirks, and even though Chinen stopped shaking him a moment ago, Yamada is still bobbing back and forth, his eyes unfocused as he looks ill.
"Yeah, prove it," Takaki laughs, smoothing out his hair and Daiki puts his shoe back on, "Yeah Inoo-chan, show us how "manly" you are!"
Inoo bites his lip, eyes darting between each member as his blush grows darker. Finally, he sighs and unbuttons his pants, then unzips them as he pushes both his pants and his boxers down, the fabric pooling around his ankles.
Silence echoes throughout the room, til Ryutaro screams, "HOLY SHIT INOO REALLY IS A GIRL!"
Pulling his clothes back on, Inoo looks at his friends desperately, "You can not tell anyone! Please!"
"We won't Inoo-chan," Yabu tells him and the others nod in agreement, except for Yuto who fainted, a combination of shock and bloodless, "But, why did you pretend to be a boy Inoo?"
"It was either be a Johnny," Inoo wraps her arms around herself, looking frightened, "Or being a part of Hello! Project."