tears

[heysus]

i played ultimate today. halfway through i started crying becuase i was so sad at life. so i had to jump in the way of the frisbee in order for the frisbee to hit me in the face so people thought my tears were tears of physical pain instead of emotional pain. oh why?

Comments

[austinmgross]

its ok i understand u

[ihaveproblumz]

the sand in ultimate players' vaginas is how god made the sahara. it used to be a grssy field for ultimate until the sand from the players vaginas made it a desert. somehow, there were also midgets involved.