exaggeration.

[heythereslugger]

My shoulder pads aren't that bad.

most of the time

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[fever_crusade]

People don't seem to appreciate the value of a good shoulder pad these days. I don't even think men realize the difference it makes.

[heythereslugger]

I'm more worried about people thinking I'm a football player. Although now that I think about it, that might not be so bad, really.

[fever_crusade]

Now there's...a thought. Though I'll admit I'm a little biased, as my husband was a football player, as is my son.

Who knows? Could be a new career for you, Murphy.

[heythereslugger]

Hmm... But what about those 400 pound tackles? Don't you think that would get old after a while? There are only so many times during the year that I'm willing to land in the hospital in the name of sports.