JULIE!!!! You need to call me before 12:45. At that point I will be going out to buy tickets to the Shaun Of The Dead Sneak Preview!!! It's tonight at 10. Tix are $9. You should go. We tried to call but you haven't called back. FOR GODS SAKE CALL ME!!!!
unless you can't go tonight, then I will just be sad (until I see Shaun of the Dead that is).
the internet is thwarting me. but where are you? i hope you aren't lost. let this be a stupid cheesy movie and the reason no one can find you is that you did something impetuous like hitchhike to africa, and when i walk out of this internet cafe into the scorching sunlight you will be sauntering down the street towards me acting nonchalant. and then we can go to the beach.
i thought seriously of stealing one of the boats out of the marina at belmont and coming to africa, but irma and j told me that i would never make it out of lake michigan. actually, i could get into lake huron, but then i'd be stuck. i was sort of hoping there was a river or something that would get me into the ocean, but apparently that's just a pipe dream. plus, stealing=bad.
i got your letter yesterday. it was very exciting. i practically knocked over my chair and a lamp-thing in my haste to reach the mail. i thought the joke about the elephant and the snake was funny, so i guess that just confirms what everyone already knew, which is that i have the mentality of a three-year-old! awesome! speaking of awesome jokes, here's one we forgot: q- how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? a- that's not funny!
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unless you can't go tonight, then I will just be sad (until I see Shaun of the Dead that is).
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but where are you?
i hope you aren't lost.
let this be a stupid cheesy movie and the reason no one can find you is that you did something impetuous like hitchhike to africa, and when i walk out of this internet cafe into the scorching sunlight you will be sauntering down the street towards me acting nonchalant. and then we can go to the beach.
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i got your letter yesterday. it was very exciting. i practically knocked over my chair and a lamp-thing in my haste to reach the mail. i thought the joke about the elephant and the snake was funny, so i guess that just confirms what everyone already knew, which is that i have the mentality of a three-year-old! awesome! speaking of awesome jokes, here's one we forgot:
q- how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
a- that's not funny!
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